Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

How did you know we kept a cat in a bag? CONGRATS! https://t.co/rVw8UB72hV — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Thank you, David Itzkoff, for this wonderful article about our banjo prize winner this year! @RhiannonGiddens https://t.co/cW3OI8jZak — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Congrats to Rhiannon Giddens for winning this year's Steve Martin Prize for Excellence in Banjo and Bluegrass! https://t.co/3LBvMinqFM — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Dear Satan, when I lose the new Apple wireless headphones, can you make it in the same place I lost the Ipad pen and the Surface Pro pen? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Just found 17 million headphone jacks in garbage bag. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Now this is a hardware store. https://t.co/nm4S0FUe2D — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

So sorry I can't be at the first rehearsal of Meteor Shower at the Long Wharf. See you soon, though. https://t.co/TANpVH2ica — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Not my best choice of clothes. https://t.co/mo7fbWchmO — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Things are lovely in Santa Barbara today. https://t.co/jMfQuHYouy — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

All one needs to know. https://t.co/WwuK1yfcCf — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It wasn't easy to print up those book spine facsimiles and attach them all. https://t.co/unmzT3C1KI — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Goodbye, Gene Wilder. You were one of the great screen comedians. Original and surprising every time. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You are accurate in your fingusity. https://t.co/HgpE7LCsQu — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That's because I actually spend time on my comedy routines and movie roles. https://t.co/dwm1WCUbaH — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Ok. We laughed. https://t.co/Pc3WFtKTCv — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

More nails. By Harnett. https://t.co/lCGWzz2PMP — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Is this the most beautiful nail ever painted? By J. D. Chalfant. https://t.co/q7RKWSMzdw — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Art incidentals: Look at the beautiful nail hole in this Harnett still life. https://t.co/CQPhC8M1xI — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I love this part of the world. https://t.co/VHKusK0hqK — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Sorry to tell SETI, but this was the exact moment I turned on my air conditioner my hair dryer at the same time. https://t.co/qC2AO2DP0e — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I didn't realize I am underrated. https://t.co/oFKZsTUeFI — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The house I grew up in-now in the middle of the San Diego freeway-was five minutes from there. https://t.co/inNtde1vm7 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I consider this an omen. https://t.co/eT2Dwgqhg1 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Don't forget to use E flat! https://t.co/q6IDdam9k0 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

If you say "Good morning" to you Amazon Echo today, you'll hear an uncanny imitation of Robert De Niro. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Recently posted footage of yours truly (among others) working at Disneyland when I was eleven. Thanks, Daveland! https://t.co/NkiVxS71Op — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Same could be said for fire. https://t.co/VLMA6waWQ6 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm not really counting on April, 2017. https://t.co/UhfEyHUVFk — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

IBM Selectric never had a mouse, either. https://t.co/cfYSo2t6i1 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Dear Greg Kauffman, I hope you suffer the way I am suffering (there is no Bluetooth mouse for iPad). https://t.co/9M3KJzXJxe — PolitiTweet.org