Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Dear Satan, thank you for introducing recorded music into restaurants. Thank you, thank you, thank you. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Just got this from the Yale Art Institute! Got it in trade for beads and office supplies. https://t.co/lRXErS14gR — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Excited to be doing this with the very special Chris Tucker. https://t.co/eAb5SqtJlq — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Listening to The Nutcracker Suite and thinking, "Ow." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Most eclectic cast ever. https://t.co/01tdQJfy3I — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Not a dream. It happened. https://t.co/2ChWUgrXnR — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Have a great premier of Prairie Home Companion tomorrow, @christhile! See you December 10th with @SteepCanyon — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

My buddy Chris Tucker sitting next to my buddy me. https://t.co/uXc2Yt3ObE — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Just got beat up by Vin Diesel! https://t.co/NiK8zqy8nS — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Just deleted 36,000 emails. From Samsung. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @Lindseykupfer: The incredible cast of Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk at @BUILDseriesNYC today https://t.co/QFO9MUYpkJ — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

So shocked to have heard Oprah say this in the locker room: "With every experience, you alone are painting your own canvas." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

"My goal is...a complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all." Stephen Hawking's locker room talk. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Dear Satan, thank you for having my personal auto-correct entries in Office not sync across platforms! Fantastic! (Grammar correction redo) — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Are you trying to pin a crime on me? https://t.co/F1I3TT7xAk — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

And to think it was taken with a camera phone! https://t.co/d8EwIkUSrX — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Number of low-level LED lights glowing in the night on trip from bedroom to bathroom: 27. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You want Constable cloud studies? Here's your Constable cloud studies. https://t.co/J5Cc32Y3YF — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Advertising brad fasteners to me is pointless. I ALREADY BOUGHT THEM. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm turning the heat down in my hotel room so when room service arrives they don't think I'm INSANE. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The world's first simultaneous tweet! https://t.co/hVVkgLGfsu — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Great view at the theatre tonight! https://t.co/ypspwqHtBN — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I remember when Abraham Lincoln got into a scrape with Miss Illinois. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I loved the funny beer ads. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm tweeting this late just to prove I stay up into the wee hours. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Amazing cake created for our show tonight in Lincoln, NE! https://t.co/JBYxnPPDtV — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You should dig up some old music by this incredible voice: Bobby Breen, a Child Star Who Hit a High Note @nytimes https://t.co/CT0rdNTBtm — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

My long-time friend who mentored me on the banjo early on. https://t.co/lSQihXgiKa — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Tweeting from an unknown location. https://t.co/X87lSxcloc — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Dear Satan, thank you for having my Internet news feeds tailored especially for ME! — PolitiTweet.org