Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I am humbled by my own humility. https://t.co/adNGGa4VKy — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Nice old photo to share.... https://t.co/2oDg3IP6xz — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It will be abhorrent if I retweet upbeat comments about my https://t.co/t0jOUGPpDC https://t.co/OyncvEcPN3 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Jimmy, can I borrow one of your "M"s? https://t.co/Fw42CWIJMy — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Wow! Easter puzzles! https://t.co/qIohybvDhz — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

FYI, Martin Short is NOT on Twitter in any capacity. All @s are unofficial. https://t.co/pPf0znABhy — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

There's an old adage: "Never take a comedy class from Martin Short." https://t.co/sCa3OhkQDa — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

"Pre-enroll" implies that you're very special, and "enroll" implies and you're a doofus. https://t.co/wpo9L1T46C — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

My MasterClass in comedy/creativity is available next Tuesday, April 18th! (There was a one-week "brilliance" delay. https://t.co/kE8KbBD5g2 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

This is us being stoic. https://t.co/Ye897JrmzO — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Hey, Mr. Retweet Devil, get out of here. https://t.co/kqpL6BhpKH — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Do not retweet, Steve, do not. This is your conscience...OH STEVE! https://t.co/EsZHQfnQgv — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Cautious with the retweet button, cautious, don't do it, OOPS, dang. https://t.co/p4DEzTQXe5 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Better if you change fireplace to aquarium. https://t.co/WoO3TCMd27 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Warm it up near a fireplace then squish it into the CD player. https://t.co/EPmf6mDfoY — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Start with Bela Fleck's Juno concerto for banjo with the Colorado Symphony. Easy-peasy. https://t.co/b19DeqLaJ4 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The other CD is a video. The video won't play if you put it in your car player. It will play, however, if you set i… https://t.co/O6xWjDMbOS — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'll be giving @StephenAtHome Colbert a @masterclass in comedy tonight. I wonder if he'll hit me. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Banjo heaven. @bennettsullivan , @belafleckbanjo and me horning in. https://t.co/8pvp0ppD6h — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Oops. https://t.co/gmgtx6FKRm — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Noam, don't you know if you play the Green Frog you DON'T play the Triple Door? Just common courtesy https://t.co/Dbxn7EvtRd — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm going to be on Colbert tomorrow! The show, that is. @StephenAtHome — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

My new play "Meteor Shower" depends on this kind of tabloid publicity for its success. https://t.co/sdsxgHv0B5 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

If this counts among your perfect breakfasts, then perhaps we can be friends. https://t.co/g5FawJhOGN — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

My perfect breakfast might not be your perfect breakfast, so there will forever be a breach between us. https://t.co/GUCqipjP5X — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

My MasterClass©™® launches April 11th! I had a great time organizing bits of knowledge that had no place to go. https://t.co/t0jOUGPpDC — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm not chilling! I'm problem solving! Great night with some of the best musicians in the world. Including the pol… https://t.co/9oysBjon5K — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Modesty prevents me from retweeting the below. https://t.co/wPxQLjuULR — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Hooray! https://t.co/27FZh3vuzl — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I got changing the hotel room TV channel down to 18 seconds! — PolitiTweet.org