Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

If I drop a finger pick, a hundred percent of the time it goes under the nearest sofa. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Sorry, that's a Helen Frankenthaler. https://t.co/I6Faa1gkVg — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Known fact. https://t.co/pAjASI2Kpo — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Saving a little money by ordering from this menu. https://t.co/76zDoxpPwb — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Bigger audience that usual for our Steve/Marty show in MN tonight! https://t.co/fqQxebKPX3 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You confused me carrying your guitar with me trying to steal your guitar. But nice meeting you! https://t.co/0V601IY639 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Here's @SteepCanyon and I making our new video for "Caroline." Target release date 2025! https://t.co/EgNohMbiZY — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

What? I'm in Europe. https://t.co/UT2fJcDelb — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

So much fun to do. Not even recorded on vinyl, but more like tire rubber. https://t.co/NFAwgNAnkn — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

If you pound your fist rapidly on the table so your hand looks like the Roadrunner's feet, you will win. https://t.co/u5c5GOhx1f — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The list is nascent! It's nascent! https://t.co/GwD1gf4OTc — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You can listen to my new and evolving bluegrass and folk playlist on Spotify. Curated by me. https://t.co/4caI1IZz64 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Beauty and the Beast. https://t.co/T3ROJ85pxP — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Dentists' revenge for Little Shop. https://t.co/GrLYSShAtT — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Nice? Very nice! https://t.co/XNiaJdQz4a — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

This is the exterior of the new Steve Martin library for when I'm gone. https://t.co/IjrCEX59Ba — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Reboot. I'm awaiting my check. Geniuses Wanted: NASA Challenges Coders to Speed Up Its Supercomputer, via @nytimes https://t.co/E9eMdP5hPM — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

An almost perfect typo. https://t.co/cMyMDTdRic #NowPlaying — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Bad Beatles tribute band? https://t.co/VfdUklVPHc — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

And I was criticized for having a high ticket price! https://t.co/pJNC0qIavI — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Did "a mean" get deleted? https://t.co/yaicsXzd5A — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Marty and I, underplaying as usual. https://t.co/hNUwPaJtag — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

A patio set will break down in 5 years, but seeing our show is a memory that lasts through the walk to your car. https://t.co/vdq2gjALyP — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Yes, it was definitely mine. https://t.co/BDGXQwgHxI — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm thinking of that old song, "I've Never Been Funny in Phoenix." We will try extra hard. https://t.co/Vn8bRA8ZWN — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I wondered what that was I was hearing. https://t.co/ChjUOaCxBK — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

An amazing review of the sold-out Steve/Marty show in Durham tonight! https://t.co/h4HHohKGWa — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Playing with Charlotte Saturday in Marty Short. Wait, I have that backwards. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That seem like good marketing to me, but I'll check it out. @masterclass https://t.co/2xiA4qrOBO — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Joyce, a few simple lessons and you'll be filling arenas. https://t.co/6JRfy9ti65 — PolitiTweet.org