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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Yes, I’ll be there. And we can discuss The Trouble With Harry. — PolitiTweet.org
Harry bliss @Blisscartoons
I hope you’ll join me for this event, it’s free and you can enjoy from the privacy of your own home/Murphy bed... https://t.co/ghizzWyEiC
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
And, you got your teeth cleaned! — PolitiTweet.org
Deborah Solomon @deborahsolo
Did it! Having a little post-vaccine party...all by myself. https://t.co/IvrMO238fV
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
My clammy hand should not meet another’s clammy hand. — PolitiTweet.org
Quinn Sutherland @ReelQuinn
But we’re not going back to shaking hands, right? Because that’s always been gross
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Hipper it it had been broccolini. — PolitiTweet.org
Deborah Solomon @deborahsolo
This is my new favorite Gainsborough at the @FrickCollection — “The Mall in St. James’s Park,” which shows women (a… https://t.co/cdoQZvT6UI
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
“Feckless goon” is now a category. — PolitiTweet.org
Benjamin Dreyer (here/not here) @BCDreyer
All words are "fabricated," you feckless goon. #subtweet
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
You’re not alone. — PolitiTweet.org
Benjamin Dreyer (here/not here) @BCDreyer
oh god no the dreaded genius without pangram day (so far) 🐝
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
For there ain’t no one for to give you no pain. — PolitiTweet.org
Quinn Sutherland @ReelQuinn
@ThatEricAlper There were plants and birds and rocks and things
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
For their ain’t no one for to give you no pain. — PolitiTweet.org
Quinn Sutherland @ReelQuinn
@ThatEricAlper There were plants and birds and rocks and things
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Today’s cartoon from @Blisscartoons and me. https://t.co/Sz3QhyfXSJ — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
RT @OnlyMurdersHulu: Things will never be the same… 👀🩸🏢 #OnlyMurdersOnHulu https://t.co/gvYz8UKhrJ — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I wear the same clothes and haircut that I had in high school. Pants and a shirt, and the “Ivy League.” — PolitiTweet.org
carolita johnson @carolitajohnson
@EmilyRNunn and really, the same clothes
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Amazing, and yet, no indoor dining. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen King @StephenKing
Mars, man. Check it out. https://t.co/obXdUhococ
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Huh? Comedians self-plagiarize every show. https://t.co/JzQlcyVJoj — PolitiTweet.org
snopes.com @snopes
The practice of reusing your old writing, without proper citation, is known as self-plagiarism. https://t.co/aLzMW7fqJa
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
RT @Blisscartoons: A cartoon from @SteveMartinToGo and me... https://t.co/37JItBhEVF — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
This is an important book. — PolitiTweet.org
New York Times Arts @nytimesarts
Kliph Nesteroff has become the premier popular historian of comedy. In a new book, he argues that Charlie Hill and… https://t.co/jKIomp4Ehm
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
It’s got to be in the nickels. — PolitiTweet.org
Tim Johnson @Ravenmaniac87
@SteveMartinToGo Found this at my mother in law’s house. How much do you think it’s worth? https://t.co/X36VtVJZXM
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
It’s a great book. https://t.co/GR2VeR2s7L — PolitiTweet.org
Judd Apatow @JuddApatow
Native Americans In Stand-up: A New History - The Hollywood Reporter. @ClassicShowbiz wrote an amazing book. https://t.co/4IEFY7z9fr
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
If I live as long as Sister Andre, Selena Gomez, whom I am currently working with, would be 70. — PolitiTweet.org
Ruth Graham @publicroad
Europe's oldest known person, a nun named Sister André, beat the virus and turns 117 today. Her lunch menu today in… https://t.co/sqvI5fuvAZ
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
On the contrary. I’m intrigued. — PolitiTweet.org
Mindy Kaling @mindykaling
What’s the worst intersection in LA? I think it’s the san Vicente/Fairfax/Olympic one. I understand this is a boring tweet
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@tingtime @danjlevy Oh, Deb, you’re the greatest. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
My dreams have convinced me: I wrote Penny Lane. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
The Ceremony of the Coin Toss always makes me a bit weepy. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I just can’t help myself: I seem to have taken another award winning photograph. (People waiting to see the rare snowy owl in Central Park.) https://t.co/mk4KeT6yg9 — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
If it means anything to anyone, I got an F in my college essay class. An A was given to the student whose essay was titled, “What I Did Last Summer.” — PolitiTweet.org
Leigh Buchan @lives2talk
@lisambrandt @SteveMartinToGo Great quote. In elementary school I used to like writing short fiction stories. I alw… https://t.co/pannVtaUsL
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I am such a sucker for Morandi and his solace. https://t.co/XpujU1gQ0q — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
A special day on the set of “Only Murders in the Building.” (Our masks are down because we’re 30 seconds before shooting.) For detailists, Sting is hold the Financial Times cryptic crossword which he zinged through to embarrass us all. https://t.co/trN8iftA3l — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Salute to Cloris Leachman, who brought comedy’s mysteries to the big and small screen. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Oh 🐝, why is Egyptology capitalized? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I’m proud to say that Dolly Parton and Vince Gill sang a song of mine! https://t.co/ZuvqOydw2R — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I was trying to trick Betty. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Hi Betty, I loved working with you in Bringing Down the House. And I love that you and Allen Ludden came to see me… https://t.co/kwPY7FONl3