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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Suddenly, nothing happened. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
The sunset spread itself across the sky like a stripper’s legs at the10pm show. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
It was night. Not the kind of night where the sun has set, but a night like a chicken hunkering down on a clutch of fresh quail eggs. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
The evening nestled in like a chicken hunkering down on a clutch of fresh quail eggs. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@Jamcconnell54 14.2 — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Here is the report for your area: A possibility with a chance of weather. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Ah, summer’s almost over and fall is almost setting in. Which proves that you can tweet anything. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
The great Mark Johnson has won the 3rd annual Steve Martin Prize for Excellence in Banjo and Bluegrass! http://t.co/tq4EWCrR — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@DamonEarl @HankJr Uh. I'm from Texas. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@MerleDaSquirrel One avatar too late. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@camcath What? Correct grammar? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Hank Williams Jr. is a Buddhist who loves Filipinos. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@GarryShandling Why bother to go? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Another misuse of the apostrophe: http://t.co/iQyYNNdD — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
VERY high-priced front row seats at our concert at the Pantages in Hollywood tonight. http://t.co/3VLkEhYV — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Performing with @SteepCanyon Rangers in Hollywood at @Pantages tonight. May or may not talk to invisible banjo. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Evidently, others are awake. But now, I'm asleep. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one awake. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Last night we got 3000 standing ovations! One at a time, as audience left mid-show. Ha! A joke. Thanks to Livermore, Ca for a great evening. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@IBarfOnBabies no way. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I remember as a boy dreaming of the canals of Mars. Now I see HD photos of its true surface, thanks to the scientific creative mind. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Turns out I was in “evil” Pleasanton. There is also “good” Pleasanton, where “evil” Pleasanton goes to shop for gifts and things. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@tomjland Nice. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Errant killer robot just lasered innocent cornfield. #Pleasanton — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Just about to turn noon in Pleasanton and so far, two armed robberies, one garbage truck mishap, and two births of devil’s spawn. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@PTea72 Thank you. That's what I thought. But I was away from my 14 lb OED that I carry on the road. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
The paparazzi in Pleasanton is driving me crazy. There are NONE here. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Crime capital of the United States? http://t.co/8fNTlUN4 — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Question of the day: Is my dog wearing a cone of shame or attending a Star Trek convention? http://t.co/0SRs7STJ — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
You, and 3,044,000 others, complete me. — PolitiTweet.org