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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Just hired the NFL referee substitutes to manage my Laser eye surgery outlets! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I hope he's not 42. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Congratulations to the great Gibson Brothers for winning bluegrass's Entertainer of the Year award! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I’ll take the Los Angeles Free Clinic and hold the Mayo. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@ljtheodore Undoubtedly. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Andy Williams was a beautiful singer, a fine, gentle, man, and had a love and keen eye for art. Also a friend. He had an enviable life. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Can you believe I was arrested for wanting to watch Oprah? And I found out later she wasn’t even home. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@TheBouldinstein I won't be. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@msaid10 You don't hone me. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Today I had a memory of something that was about to happen and then I realized I was walking backwards. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@msaid10 @SteveMartinToGo That said, it really was a bad sentence. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@msaid10 @SteveMartinToGo So does your capitalization. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
If you get a chance, watch the extraordinary banjoist Mark Johnson with me tonight on Letterman. One of the greats. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Tonight, meaning Monday, I'm appearing on Letterman! Exciting to watch because we're both so young! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@AlbertBrooks Actually, it was the Nobell prizes. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
RT @ditzkoff: The winner of @stevemartintogo's annual bluegrass prize is also emergency management director for Levy County, Florida. ht ... — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Sometimes lawyers give good advice: "Chef who cooked dead wife won't testify in his defense." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
New iPhone 6 leaked! A cube with 1 dot on 1 side, 6 dots on the other. Then, 3 dots on 1 side and 4 dots, 2 dots and 5 dots. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Today, “The Television Stuff” DVD. 6hrs of my best bits from a 40 year career. And for balance, a few of the worst. http://t.co/zi4osSPQ — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@AllieEnsor Of course! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@Mayor_Dunloy Born in Texas. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
How about 47% of the nation is governed by Obama, 47% by Romney, and the remaining 6% are cowpunchers. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Sad. A yellow street line got run over trying to escape to the curb. http://t.co/AYeMQdPr — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Just wondering. Women are different from men, right? But are their bodies different too? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@iTSALIVEANIMATE Still working it out. Aren't you? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Drank 32 oz. soda and now moving on to heroin. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@AlbertBrooks @SteveMartinToGo I'll be driving a large Weinermobile. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Don’t know where to go now to buy my giant soda drinks. Back alleys? Mexico? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@DotComCTO Whoops. Comin' atcha again. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@DRMuron I already thought that. — PolitiTweet.org