Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Oh right. I'm really scared. Yeah. SO SCARED. I'm not scared. http://t.co/Hxd06Y5y — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@robertconverse That's not easy to do. Congrats. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@DanAaron93 @SteveMartinToGo Not if you want a REAL wad of paper. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@somersette @SteveMartinToGo Of course not. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Here is my video for my friend Bob Kerrey who is running for US Senator from Nebraska: http://t.co/q7kb4ZIg — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@ATIChannel Because I'm dead? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@jackson9055 Okay, nice pun. I laughed. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

All set to watch the debate tonight. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Tired of having your poems rhyme? Use my new spray, “Rhyme-A-Way!” Aim it at your poem and spray. It will change your rhyming word! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I just read Arnold Schwarzenegger’s autobiography and was shocked. I would NEVER cheat on my maid. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@davidalanmayo @SteveMartinToGo Underrated? He just got a genius grant. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Since they’re handing out genius grants, I’ll be waiting by the phone for my “Masterful Overlord” call. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Congratulations to Chris Thile, mandolin player extraordinaire and musical innovator, for winning a well-deserved MacArthur grant. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@SaraWatkins @SteveMartinToGo @raynagellert @ToddCooper Still... — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@raynagellert @SaraWatkins @ToddCooper Almost. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@sheeeesz It just doesn't work that way. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Is the election this year or next year? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Well, you're ****uncle is, uh, correct. @loosecanvas My uncle, Carb, said it's spelled with a 'c'. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @davidl8ly: @SteveMartinToGo @evantlevy A Spanarkle...nah, that's spelled "el" — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Finally, someone with enough devil's vocabulary to know the correct word! RT @cirquelar @SteveMartinToGo carbunkle? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Ugly, ugly, ugly. RT @TheBigRedZit @SteveMartinToGo a butt-knuckle? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Please, we're on TV. RT @heisverynice @SteveMartinToGo pudwankle? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You failed to count the asterisks. RT @evantlevy @SteveMartinToGo a johnsonfreckle? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Never! Too insulting. RT @Musicxxxxxxx @SteveMartinToGo not a warkle!!! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That's a compliment! RT @mattypatania @SteveMartinToGo Periwinkle? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

foul, but not right RT @TheRealJohnPud @SteveMartinToGo a "WetNickle"? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @friedgreenhalos: @SteveMartinToGo A dill pickle? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @boingerhead: @SteveMartinToGo a titsparkle? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I never swear in tweets, yet, when I yelled at my agent, I called him a ******kle. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Were you using "inciteful" ironically or incorrectly? RT @redredmond Just finished reading 'Born Standing Up'. very inciteful. — PolitiTweet.org