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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
.@stephenfry If @EricIdle is not on Twitter, there is something wrong with the world. There is nothing wrong with the world. Therefore... — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Buy Space Jump suit. Call press. Test winds. Gusts? IT’S A GO! Kiss wife. Fans point. Exit atmosphere. Whee! Owning it. Oops. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@CLEVELANDFILL I promise I will sotp. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@fffoley My hair's not gray. It's a beautiful dark brown. Isn't it? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I don’t like people who say they’re going to do something, and then, they do it. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@scubabody Is it snowballs? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
The holidays are coming up! November is National Peanut Butter Lovers Month, International Drum Month, and Real Jewelry Month! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@EricIdle It kept asking, "Is my number up? Is my number up?" — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Will someone answer that dang phone! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@chiefs58dt Just dial, 000-000-0000 — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@arlanm My avatar is slightly different and more professional. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
WHY I DIDN'T WATCH THE DEBATE: I was having dinner. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Going out to dinner tonight. Can't decide between the canard a l'orange or the duck. Haven't seen the Taco Bell menu in a while. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@SofaKingKoole Delete app. Unplug phone. Drain battery. Recharge. Wipe phone. Download App. Upgrade spouse. Reboot. Should be fine. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@tpro74 Tractor battery and toilet should work, but DO NOT ACCEPT CALLS DURING PROCESS. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@joecommon However, check App. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@krharlan14 You really should use club soda with electrodes. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Temporary fix: If your new App is functioning, dip your phone in a glass of club soda with two electrodes attached to 9 volt dry cell. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@smalloy512 Upload App to '03 computer using Vista. Jiggle computer. Then download to Mac. Submerge. Should be fine. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I'm apologizing for my new App. It was meant to be non-functional, but it turned out functional. Am working to restore non-functionality. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@talawallah 420? You're kidding yourself. Try 2 gigs. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
First update to new “App” app on its way. $24 download. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@itsashahm Nice idea, but first function will be "off." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@tmdugan01 To be functional, the function will require a plug-in. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
New “App” app taking off like gangbusters. Thinking now of including a “function.” — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@patthinking You wish. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@CraigDSullivanS I don't get it...Oh wait, I think I do now. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@mastern_8 Plaid. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Soon to release my new “App” app. It’s an app that represents an app. Right now, will only be for Android. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Electric eye failed on airport urinal. Had to flush it myself. WHAT’S GOING ON WITH MY LIFE? — PolitiTweet.org
