Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Nobody seems to notice it was a "two hole" performance.@teleskiguy Really enjoyed your poignant cameo as a bowling ball in "Big Lebowski." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

No, but it certainly set me back.@CheetahPizzas Were you ever arrested on Sun Valley Miniature Golf Course with a wig on your penis? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I don't "do" banjo lessons; I "take" banjo lessons. @SirAlexoftheRae do you do banjo lessions? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I played wagon wheel number 4 in chariot race. @booksnshoes were you in Ben Hur? I can't remember. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Early work as left molar. @agingbuffoon I think your appearance in Cannibal Holocaust was your best work. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Thanks for leaving out the comma. @holyjunkbuckets Whatever happened to your dog Shithead? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Overlooked as left molar. @SniperMaverick You were snubbed for Jaws. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Actually done by a stand-in. I had a cold that day. @Ambergoose7 Enjoyed your recent cameo as the flashing green light in Gatsby. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Last Tango tough because of sex scenes with myself. Rise of King Tut on music charts helped.@paparennie I loved you in Last Tango in Paris — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I felt my role as "the Man" was underrated.@krycek12 @SHQtallahassee You were overlooked in Midnight Express! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It was an honor not to have been nominated. @SHQtallahassee I loved you not being in The Avengers. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

There were 4 mules used in shooting the film. Me, Walken, Pacino, De niro. @RickElliott2 Remind me - were you 'Mule 1' or Mule 2? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I made "2001" a great film.@hemo_jr Some actors are so good that by simply not being in a movie, it gets pushed to the next level. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I actually preferred me in "Two Mules for Sister Sara."@duke9555 You were superb in The Bad News Bears — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I was great in the Parent Trap! Oh, wait, that was some other movie. @bethanyeexx I'm watching the parent trap haha woo — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Wow, the ladies must like you! RT @CanisSapien80: Whenever I wear a hat I'm described as "Trying to hard." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Why is it whenever I wear a hat, I'm described as "in disguise?" http://t.co/GrYrASQ3V6 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Yet, we miss you here in NYC. RT @RichardEGrant: It's as humid as a hippo's armpit and sauna soothingly lush! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm quoted on this, but it's really from, "Bilko."RT @msund1: "All I've ever wanted is an honest weeks pay for an honest days work." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

With my friend the artist Eric Fischl at the launch of his great memoir, "Bad Boy." http://t.co/A31YuDyCMi — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Spent an afternoon with the President of the United States. That's right. I am now 24,434,432 in the in line of succession. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@ABFalecbaldwin Dear Alec, This is clearly a visitor from the mid-west who only wants a photo to share with his kids back home. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Rounder records has posted our (@EdieBrickell) new album in full on YouTube. http://t.co/l34VO87SJn — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Hi. I am the Internet. I now own Steve's Twitter feed. I like Rice-a-Roni ads but cat videos not so much. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I love the Internet! I'm giving it my Social Security number. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Ha ha ha! The Internet is so funny. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The Internet and I are having a drink and talking about it. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I haven't tweeted for a while because I'm mad at the Internet. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I suppose next you'll be telling me that Cleveland is not a country. @mrianbillings Abu Dhabi isn't a nation.... — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Same song. We got confused. RT @cheezmo:What is the name of track 11? I see "Who Are You Gonna Wake Up?" or "Who You Gonna Take?" — PolitiTweet.org