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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I no longer hate the cans. MT @carlreiner: Today, "The Jerk" popped on! I watched the first ten minutes and taped it for later viewing. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Browsing for a new Twitter pic. RT @trisamoss: @SteveMartinToGo Uh oh, I think Mr. Martin dozed off... — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Oh sure, that's your answer for everything. RT @djosher: @eatevilpenguins Japanese pony mounting instructions. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
That will be the night. RT @alanou:@eatevilpenguins OMG! Someone has out non sequitered Mr. Steve Martin! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Huh? RT @eatevilpenguins: online 2 get ON is like a profolatic you must know @ min 2 jump in without a care as long as success is achevied — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I think the word you're looking for is "too."MT @progresstinator: I don't believe in God but with that IQ what do you have to loose? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
How do I get online? RT @Rufust45: There are IQ tests you can take online. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Current IQ, based on intuition only, 79. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
As I don't know my IQ, they don't know, either. RT @MaysWojo: Mr Martin, I read that you had an IQ of 142. Is this estimate too low? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Rethinking career path. RT @DavidSpade: In la these days doing a sex tape is like doing a pilot — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Whoa Nelly! #Amazon is offering my album with @ediebrickell for $5. http://t.co/XV2yLoxfRF — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
An honest man is found in Wilkes-Barre! Thank you, sir! RT @CBSPittsburgh: Stranger comes to the aid of comedian and returns his wallet! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
The secret life of celebrities: Jigsaw puzzles are completed by agents and managers, yet feeling of accomplishment is the same. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
The secret life of celebrities: Daily, early morning, donkey rides. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Second leg of summer tour results are in: I timed my socks and underwear to a T! Not one wasted packing niche! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Sit-down comics should be deported, for all I careMT @JoyceCarolOates: Cruelly discriminatory work silent on the state of sit-down comics. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
The ergonomic design of this toothbrush guarantees it will turn hard side to the teeth once in the mouth! http://t.co/9c3kfkBFly — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
RT @SteveMartinToGo: Amazon is doing a sale on my Ebook, Born Standing Up. I guess they're trying to get rid of them. http://t.co/0Zx6uTJNwr — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
It's an epidemic of discourtesy. RT @JohnnyOPSU:I really enjoyed seeing your show through the iPhone screen of the guy in front of me. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
This beautiful desert property for sale. http://t.co/2RrwAMBgF5 via @zite — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Loving Toronto today, a city I first came to in 1968, and bought a blue, one-piece, terry cloth jump suit. They were all the rage. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I get that. MT @JoyceCarolOates: You know you are not a "celebrity" when as you tread on red carpet, photographers lower cameras. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Did you win? RT @NickyFiddle: Third Royal Flush I've ever made was dealt to me last night aboard @SteveMartinToGo's bus — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Please, if you're in a darkened theatre watching a live show, don't check your phone. Your face lights up like the moon. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@AlbertBrooks I tried one of your homemade treats. Horrible. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I am really tired. Yawn. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
It really makes you cool if you write "yawn" after everything. "Martian rover sends back billion pixel image of Mars." Yawn. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Here's a link to a wonderful homemade video set to a song from my first album. http://t.co/Hy948JO1ly — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Getting lots of admiring looks in my new denim short-shirts and halter top. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I’m tired, but not quite. Actually, full of energy, but will be tired at some point. So, I’m exhausted, but not yet. Probably in 14 hours. — PolitiTweet.org
