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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I wish the NY Times has said whether he was "flagrantly flexing" or "subtly flexing." Need to know for future art crimes trial. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Odd defense in art burning case from NY Times:"Her son stood silently, flexing his biceps as defense lawyers and a prosecutor argued." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
My copyeditor said, "I've never seen a sentence so, well, constructed." RT @JoyceCarolOates: No writer is a hero to her/ his copyeditor. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@JoyceCarolOates So now my "around the house"outfit is to be made fun of. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
When criminals stopped saying, "Jiggers, it's the cops," well, that's when I left crime. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Seconds before show in Omaha. @ediebrickell and @SteepCanyon http://t.co/1YouOreDpz — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Why is the band making fun of my clothes? http://t.co/gVeAILXJ0U — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Breaking banjo scandal about me: When I'm supposed to play an F, I'll cheat and play a G sharp. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
In just 8 hours we will be onstage and this beautiful lawn will be covered with 5000 people booing. http://t.co/cXMMNW4Cd3 — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Sometimes I open my tour bus door in the morning and everything is wonderful. Colorado. http://t.co/e5pzFPzHnD — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
This would be a sad story except they all look like fakes @nytimes http://t.co/sAayufHNs6 — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Hoping to blame a hacker for tonight's tweets. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Certified correct spelling: ukululunucomoniwannamuumuu. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Oinkuhlaybe. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Why do I feel that ukelele is spelled ukulele? RT @AmyTan:Now all I need to do is learn how to SPELL ukelele! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Never played the Hollywood Bowl before. August 7th!http://t.co/dgPlh0YlF6 With @SteepCanyon, @ediebrickell It will be a beautiful night. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I don’t watch zombie movies because I don’t really care about zomb AHH AHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHH — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Trusting wife does not see the artistic virtue in my new household rapper name. Reverting to old rapper name, "Hey." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
If flipping magazine pages is a positive response, trusting wife just went nuts over my new rapper name and song. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Back to Speedos for over 65 set. RT @JoyceCarolOates: Full-length burka swimwear for men aged 45-onward might be good idea. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Between Twitter pic and new pseudonyms, trusting wife seems to be moving away from me lately. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
It seems trusting wife is not on board with QT-Pie. Trying now MY-T Mauz. Anxious for results. Performing go-with song in a few minutes. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I ignore trusting wife when she calls me Steve. She will learn to call me QT-Pie by end of week. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Trusting wife resisting my new QT-Pie handle. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
My new name is QT-Pie. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
You mean others, right?MT @deborahsolo: To keep New York from blacking out: set your air-conditioner thermostat at 77 or 78. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
RT @christhile: Clearly it should've been "timelsameously." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Working hard with @ediebrickell on our first workshop production of our musical, Bright Star. A joy to be involved with cast and crew. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Policy shift: I will be using less torture in my banjo show negotiations. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Any good shrink knows who really hated the cans. RT @Gorillacookies6: Wasn't it the guy who was shooting at you who hated those cans? — PolitiTweet.org
