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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
What other people? RT @OtisSealsJr:I don't care what other people say...you're still the funniest guy I don't really know. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
New sexy government wants "unicameral" legislature! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
New government could also be "young," and "sexy." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Proper English would be "you're." RT @dtattoli2107: hey Steve your not funny #furlough — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I am hoping our new government will have Twitter, YouTube. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Deering Goodtime. RT @DarcyS916: What banjo would u recommend for a beginner, that doesn't cost an arm, leg, or half my butt? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I loved Ted Cruz in "Oblivion!" — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
RT @LateShow: VIDEO: Watch @SteveMartinToGo's amazing weight loss video! http://t.co/9XA4kTP4ZL — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
More controversial than Kimmel/KanyeRT @JoyceCarolOates: Singlehandedly Steve Martin has challenged conventional definitions of "tomorrow." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I'll be on #Letterman tonight, which is yesterday's tomorrow. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
This has nothing to do with CANS. I'm jes' sayin' that #Letterman is on Sunday, AM, not Fri. RT @kennethwayneboy: watch those cans steve,kb — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
RT @kennethwayneboy: @SteveMartinToGo watch those cans steve,kb — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Ho boy, here we go again. I thought it was on tonight, but it's not. It's on TOMORROW. I think. RT @Dogwii: when did you say you were on. ? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Yes. I have recently fired myself. RT @BZajic: @KrugerBrothers steve, i hope you've fired the people who gave you this bogus schedule info. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
How many times do I have to say how dumb I am? TOMORROW NIGHT. RT @annewassmann: @KrugerBrothers is it airing tonight or tomorrow?!? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Actually, Friday night. I erred. RT @MaryGair: “@SteveMartinToGo: Tonight! The @KrugerBrothers and I will rip it up on #Letterman” — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Oops, @KrugerBrothers and I are taping #Letterman tonight, airing tomorrow night. Jes' excited. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Tonight! The @KrugerBrothers and I will rip it up on #Letterman — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
By the way, @ediebrickell and @SteepCanyon and I will be performing in Raleigh on Saturday night! If we can get a gig. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I'm shocked, SHOCKED, that businesses write phony reviews of themselves. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
On Letterman Thursday with banjo great, Jens Kruger. @KrugerBrothers — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I have the E. No T. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Best Emmy dress: Me. However, I was at home. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I guess I meant two-day beard growth. Oh well, there's always tomorrow. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I'm watching the Emmys with a two-beard growth, so it's like the sexy Emmys. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I won't be winning an Emmy this year unless there's a category for "remote cursing." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Gesundheitsky. "@RealBrianPalmer: @SteveMartinToGo Tchaikovsky, Steve. Tchaikovsky." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Trusting wife took me to see Swan Lake tonight. Wore hiking boots. What's with the dancing? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Just accepted iTunes new terms of agreement and a guy knocked on my door and set up a cot. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
That doesn't make sense...oh, a joke. RT @kevin_nealon: Gas was 13 cents a gallon when my father began driving & a gallon was only a quart. — PolitiTweet.org
