Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

There is no such hotel. You are in Omaha. RT @jatexeira: I'm at Sheraton Times Square and my tv's picture is fuzzy. What gives? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

People, when they sit down. RT @lorymishra: @SteveMartinToGo who makes the best laptops? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Your best password is hidden in this tweet KEITHMBOWER RT @KeithBowerStats" what should I use for my password? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Easy! Press down on F8, pat your head and rub your tummy. RT @JMYeiser:How do I restart my computer in safe mode? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I am currently having technical difficulties. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Please, no swearing. RT @MelissaJBond: How can I extend the life of the battery on my new iPhone 5S? It's really sucking power — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I've always found it will back down when interviewed. RT @muddymudskipper: @SteveMartinToGo what does usb stand for? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Answering your tech questions now. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm waiting for the call from the NY Times to be their new tech guy. MT @Pogue: After 13 years, I’m leaving the NY Times. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

A current movie review called a movie not just unforgettable, but "totally unforgettable." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Announcing my next project!: Cheating on the 10k run. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It's so beautiful where I am today that it makes me wonder where I am. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

For bluegrass fans, this poster from Carnegie Hall from 1974 might please you: http://t.co/Sw2vUiydXt — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Mars Curiosity Rover? RT @kevin_nealon: Any guesses? http://t.co/U9Ly9aRFBX — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm selling my memoir of my banjo career for a three-figure deal. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Oh, I'm so scared. Really. I'm not scared. Not scared. http://t.co/JiUoZL7WXZ — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

My new dessert: A cheese tray and Lipitor. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Today is "clean out the closet" day. Found another closet. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Some will unfollow your 2nd string 3rd fret. MT @belafleckbanjo: my views not meant to be divisive. I was asked to add my name to a list. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Used a bitcoin to buy an emoticon. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That's right. The Mission Inn in Riverside, California. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Guess where this is. It's so obvious. http://t.co/Og3KZIQB6q — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Appearing on #Ellen today with @ediebrickell and @SteepCanyon. We yakked, we sang. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You're wrong. The reason was to promo sit-coms in lower left. “@AlbertBrooks: Today's Dallas-Denver game is why football was invented.” — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

View from the tour bus. Hard to believe this part of California is still preserved. http://t.co/VgMLEKNNHk — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

A few seats left for our taped, dress rehearsal for PBS "Great Performances" in Riverside, CA on Thursday. http://t.co/srqdIPFsoL — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I guess this makes me an actual professional. Sound check with Oregon Sym. @SteepCanyon @ediebrickell http://t.co/F77MhhRqW0 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Yes, Friday we're playing in BEND, OV. Sorry, that's BEND, OR! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I guess I should RT this.RT @pattonoswalt: Actually, @SteveMartinToGo used "El Paso" better. Sorry, @BreakingBad: http://t.co/dL9nY4xhfb — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That's an interesting point. RT @CaptainSuburb: it's a good joke, but what's going on in your country is no joke. — PolitiTweet.org