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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

NFL has ordered Miami to change nickname from Dolphins to Heirloom Tomatoes. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 15, 2013 Deleted Hibernated
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

They were very convincing last week against the Guanos. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 15, 2013 Deleted Hibernated
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Going with the Wisconsin Cantaloupes in their game this Sunday against the Philadelphia Picayunes. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 15, 2013 Deleted Hibernated
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

For the past two weeks I was on jury duty. Seriously. I highly recommend it. I did not tweet about it because that would have been wrong. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 14, 2013 Deleted Hibernated
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Name that city and you win it! http://t.co/EbnpeXcCnm — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 13, 2013 Deleted Hibernated
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

What type of questions will you answer or should I wait till the fair?MT @rayadverb: at 7:30 I'll answer questions at the Miami Book Fair. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 12, 2013 Deleted Hibernated
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Oh, almost 7pm where I am. Sexy tweets must end at some point. It's late. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 12, 2013 Deleted Hibernated
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Now getting hungry and could use a glass of water. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 12, 2013 Deleted Hibernated
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Twitter followers increase by dozens during "sexy Tweets." — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 12, 2013 Deleted Hibernated
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Obviously, Norm is following my sexy Tweets.RT @normmacdonald: Miami will start at the 9 with 4 minutes left in the half. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 12, 2013 Deleted Hibernated
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Labrador lying next to me panting. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 12, 2013 Deleted Hibernated
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Now wearing man-hat with feather and tight tee while typing provocative and alluring double entendre Tweets (if you get my meaning). — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 12, 2013 Deleted Hibernated
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Wearing hat with brim turned down while "issuing" sexy, down low Tweets to lure above 18 followers to enhance Twitter value. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 12, 2013 Deleted Hibernated
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

So far, sexy Tweets not going so well. Trying to boost followers for Twitter IPO. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 12, 2013 Deleted Hibernated
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

My ample breasts...DELETE. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 12, 2013 Deleted Hibernated
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm wearing tight, tight shoes that caress my toes. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 12, 2013 Deleted Hibernated
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

My loins are on fire. Actually. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 12, 2013 Deleted Hibernated
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

My thighs are taut like string cheese. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 12, 2013 Deleted Hibernated
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Typo: "Godfather." RT @alstonboy4315: @SteveMartinToGo Grandfather of comedy............. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 12, 2013 Deleted Hibernated
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Steve Martin, master of the late afternoon, sexy Tweet. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 12, 2013 Deleted Hibernated
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

My new iPad Air weighs 1lb, but fully charged it weighs 2.4lbs. Evidently I'm using "heavy" electricity. I also must use lighter apps. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 10, 2013 Deleted Hibernated
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That would be "Pointy Birds." RT @who8mylunch: You quoted a short goofy poem in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid. Something about a bird? Help?? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 9, 2013 Deleted Hibernated
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I do. A Gibson Flying V. Or maybe it's a Fender. RT @QUINTtastic: do you still have the toot uncommon album guitar? so cool! what is it? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 9, 2013 Deleted Hibernated
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Breaking News: Toronto mayor to advise Dolphins on locker room protocol! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 9, 2013 Deleted Hibernated
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Fun and hijinx in the Miami Dolphins'locker room similar to those at my monthly flower arranging class! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 8, 2013 Deleted Hibernated
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Only eight months to get your tickets for me, @ediebrickell and @SteepCanyon at the Hollywood Bowl for July 4th. http://t.co/SHZpJXVISq — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 6, 2013 Deleted Hibernated
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @art21: Our @WilliamWegman/@SteveMartinToGo post (http://t.co/AHqWgtYDa0) feat. on Tumblr Radar (Thanks @Tumblr!) http://t.co/NQ8RNxdYjm — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 5, 2013 Deleted Hibernated
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Don't forget to set your clocks forward, like, 48 minutes. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 5, 2013 Deleted Hibernated
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Well, it's 00:00 where I am, time for bed! G'nite all! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 4, 2013 Deleted Hibernated
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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Don't you mean, "it was?" RT @Lovethe1ur: @SteveMartinToGo Now it's 7:13 here in California. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 4, 2013 Deleted Hibernated