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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
It's never too late to arrive early on the planet Zorn. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I tried, but he wouldn't use it. MT @AnonymousNLouKY: @BarackObama that's what they make hand sanitizer for. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
The now annual showing of Planes, Trains and Automobiles seems to bring out the tweets in you. John Candy was a gem. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Breaking News: Iran starting to enrich with Purell. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I hope my elbow bump with Pres. Obama does not cause international incident and hinder Iran talks. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
RT @kevingiampa: @SteveMartinToGo @MagicZoetrope @BarackObama Instead you passed along the ~cool~. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I did not want to pass along my cold. RT @MagicZoetrope: . elbow bumps @BarackObama —> http://t.co/IQZilqqbQ0 — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Working with Jim Parsons today and we are about to meet Obama. Hoping to become a federal judge! http://t.co/Xv8Bq7cqpT — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Don't forget to buy a CD player, too. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Don't cast laurel wreaths upon the messenger. Amazon's having 4 hour sale on my CD with Edie Brickell: http://t.co/sf6DpWzGFs — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Dang. I'm here now, waiting. RT @EricIdle: As usual The Daily Mail resorts to fiction. We have no plans to play The Hollywood Bowl. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
My flu shot didn't work this year. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Did I die? RT @IDWdWkr: im going to mostly remember your real talents on the banjo thnx — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
There are a few age-inappropriate moments in it.MT@jgclarke: Might show my 10-year-old THE JERK for the first time tonight. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
It's really hard to sleep with an Oscar. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Asking fans to break volume records at arenas is to the ears as what asking them to stare into the sun for 5 minutes is to the eyes. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
For those with a passing interest, here is my Oscar acceptance speech: http://t.co/4kkID6StHK — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Two perfect cocktails. http://t.co/m5eLWF58fh — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Gracias, Eric! RT @EricIdle: Congratulations to Steve Martin on his Academy Award. Now please make sure my beautiful wife gets home alone! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Riding home from the Academy Governors Awards. Proud and happy. Many lifelong friends were there. http://t.co/XH8MEz8er2 — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Perhaps my name will be in the phonebook. RT @dtdietzel: You're somebody now! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Humblebrag? This was a brag. MT @michaelpilla: Very well-deserved. And might I nominate that tweet for #humblebrag of the year? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Same reason Kubrik did 2001. MT @drunkasthedevil: why do Gilbreths story Cheaper by the Dozen other than the title & idea of family — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Won't be able to live Tweet my Academy Award honorary Oscar ceremony tomorrow because I'll be crying and blubbering. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Really, no problem: "Al Qaeda-linked rebels apologize after beheading wrong man." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
RT @StuartxThomson: @SteveMartinToGo Hope my San Diego Sunny Afternoons can get a win against the Houston Handicrafts this week — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
That would be the Carolina Melonballers. RT @LaDeeDods: Do you know who's playing the Louisiana Ladies in Waiting this week? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Current score: Alabama Candied Yams, 3, Mississippi Armed Insurgents, 26,089. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Uh oh. Problematic matchup between the Seattle Bowling Balls and the Atlanta Bowling Pins. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Kinder, gentler, NFL. The Miami Heirloom Tomatoes will be playing the San Diego Perfect Gentlemen. — PolitiTweet.org
