Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I think the corrrect spelling is "meltt." RT @LyndaGStevenson: I don't care if you can spell: My Blue Heaven."You can melt all this stuff!" — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm only tweeting now to move my misspelling of "Neanderthal" down one tweet. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Latest DNA evidence shows that Neaderthals were highly inbred. Hence the name, Neaderthals. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

My War on Christmas not going so well this year. Bought a carload of presents and now I'm drunk on eggnog. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Uh oh. Trusting wife online buying replacement cartridges for the same printer I recommended to Khloé — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Khloé just called asking what printer to buy. Further proof that we are "just friends." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Now trying to downplay the Khloé/Stevé thing with trusting wife. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Be sure to check out my new album, "Just Friends with Khloé Kardashian." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Despite rumors, Khloé Kardashian and I are "just friends." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Going off now to binge on Homeland. I know, I know, years late. After that, season one of Seinfeld. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

In My Huge Opinion? RT @ILiveonaFarm: Merry Christmas to you. You are the funniest man in the world ... IMHO — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I forget which way I'm supposed to look at the emoticon. RT @andrewjames1992: I love your movies, Steve! You are a comedy genius! :) — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Now that you mention it....MT @munchies637: I think U R mean spirited & full of Urself. What U do is esoteric, uninspired & insincere — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That didn't stop me. RT @carlreiner: Will resume tweeting next week, if I think of something interesting or mildly witty. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Right now, I'm multi-tasking. Tweeting, and waiting for Indian food to arrive. AND NOW IT'S ARRIVING! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You have a well-placed apostrophe. That's a rarity in these he-ah parts. RT @Meggie_Joy: I think you’re hilarious. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

60% is not 65%. RT @snowstillfalls: I'm 60% sure my reply to @SteveMartinToGo was funny... Hoping for my first ever SteveMartin retweet... — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

What did I just say? Not front page of the NY Times. RT @GarryCasey: Hey Steve. I genuinely love your film LA Story. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Isn't it depressing when someone says something nice about you and you realize it wasn't a front page review in the New York Times? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Great news for my friend Amy Tan RT @AmyTan . The Valley of Amazement is #2 and rising according to Boston Globe's Book Review. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I heartily agree! RT @rayadverb: You know what we don't get enough information about, in this country? Celebrities. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Okay. I give up. I'm in the market for a man purse. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Was enjoying watching the game, then realized it was a sit-com. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I, just, found, a, whole, bunch, of, commas. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I have some extra commas and I'd like to give them away to those less fortunate: ,,,,,,,,,,,, — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Whatever your religion, I want to wish you all a Merry Christmas. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Football players are such weenies. I'm injured all the time while writing, yet I continue. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

"The tight pants blue and whites." MT @GarretLebois: @SteveMartinToGo They should be required to dress as aptly named. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm watching "Cowboys"play "Bears," yet, they are not dressed as such. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Forgive me if I say that "Love Has Come for You" also nominated for Americana Grammy for best song. http://t.co/Cb0LuYYY8R — PolitiTweet.org