Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Yeah, I learned that. @prissperry @illmami — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Retire for the night, that is. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm going to retire now. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Fly to England. Go to Eton. See if you are beaten with a cricket bat.RT@ScottChernin:how to know if I'm using "you're" or "your" correctly? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

By the stares. RT @Firegal_01: @SteveMartinToGo How can I tell if I'm using affect or effect correctly? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

No than. RT @RenfieldCullen3: @SteveMartinToGo Proper use of the word 'gay'? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

"Then" is a prepostional conjuctive, while "than" is a misspelling of "thank." RT @therusch345: what's the difference between then and than? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Legos or conman? RT @BrentSGambill: @SteveMartinToGo Is it set up or setup? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Sorry about that. RT @illmami: I'm not totally offended but I don't want to be the one saying it. It was witty. But nawl. Not today. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@illmami In retrospect, bad joke. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Scouring pad or desperate cry for help? =RT @oopsiamdead: @SteveMartinToGo is it S-O-S or S.O.S? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Modestly, actually, both. RT @BanjoPope: `@SteveMartinToGo Was your last tweet 'historical' or 'hysterical?' — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Oh my! RT @ioniboni: @SteveMartinToGo what's the difference between hung and hanged — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Are they at your house now, or are you watching the movie? RT @KevBrownCanada: Three Amigos ARE fantastic or Three Amigos IS fantastic? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Sorry, I just don't get it. RT @thor_thunder: @SteveMartinToGo I once fought a "bear" with my "bare" hands!! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You can. And you must trust me on this. RT @mrkclcsn: @SteveMartinToGo Why can't I start a sentence with "and"? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

E-lipses very good for virtual kissing. RT @JocelynnDrake: can you show me an effective use of an ellipses? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Certainly not boxers. RT @justanothergary: @SteveMartinToGo How to keep my participles from dangling? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Depends. Are your hands numb? RT @suebrophey: @SteveMartinToGo ... is it "I feel badly" or "I feel bad"? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Well of course. Jeesh. RT @ChimAllen: Spanish grammar question. Is 'The 3 Amigos' called 'Los Tres Friends' in Spanish? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Need to ask: Are you hiding from the cops, or putting books on the bottom row? RT @markstweets: Is it "lying low" or "laying low"? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

"Your" is appropriate when home, paying for your own commas. "You're" perfect when at the office. RT @Honda5gs: Is it your or you're? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I loved your Tweet to me! RT @ScotW4321: What's a good example of irony? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

At parties, but not galas. RT @MrVinnieSays: during which occasions should my sentences have semicolons instead of full colons? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Oh...really? RT @goldenwoof: That second "it's" should be "its." Maybe YOU should be the one submitting grammar questions. ;) — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Depends. Are you shopping for real estate? RT @MayemSnyph: @SteveMartinToGo is it "alot" or "a lot"? I forget — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

"Should of" is clearly more correRTly. @MariaPazMS: is it 'should of' or 'should've'? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That should be, grammar questions. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It's grammar day! Please submit your grammar here, to it's place of proper! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Perhaps by lying low. RT @IamJackTorrance: Today is the one year anniversary of me following you on twitter. How shall we celebrate it? — PolitiTweet.org