Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

This old New Yorker piece read pretty funny to me today. RT @Qube42: How @SteveMartinToGo joined Mensa- http://t.co/V7r6MNAzMO — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I am NOT a member of Mensa. Can't you tell? RT @ymorat: @SteveMartinToGo I'm waiting, Mr. Mensa Man. r. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

"Twelve months hath December, April..." wait. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

This year, New Year's Eve will fall on the 31st, pushing the last few days of January into early February. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

SPOILER ALERT: Escherichia coli. MT @JoyceCarolOates: SPOILER ALERT title of film "All is Lost." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Christmas is tomorrow, idiot. Wait...hang on...RT @notremors: Get a life dude. Can't believe you're on Twitter on Christmas morning. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I was hacked. RT @Firegal_01: @SteveMartinToGo Finally! A non-apology tweet! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Wow! Thank you! MT @allmusic: One of the finest folk albums of the year was by @EdieBrickell & @SteveMartinToGo. http://t.co/e06KA0SqQH — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I may one day wear a funny hat. RT @LBlissett: @SteveMartinToGo Do you think you will ever be funny again? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That is EXACTLY what I'm suggesting.RT @EricCraigWing: Wait, are you suggesting that comedy isn’t an exact science like pro wrestling? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @stokith: @SteveMartinToGo @splinter48708 @1938loren It is an EX-horse! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @splinter48708: @SteveMartinToGo @1938loren Steve...That horse is well and truly deceased. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I intend to beat it to death. RT @1938loren: stop with the apologizing already. It's hard to watch. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

.@lovebscott You can read my full explanation here: http://t.co/ie0pWLZD2f — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Yes, Joyce. Full explanation of my misdeeds: http://t.co/CJWlCPqpve MT @JoyceCarolOates: Steve's wry wit distorted & misunderstood? What? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

All jokes will now be accompanied by three page article. RT @Orlando_1204: Can you provide a similar explanation for all your jokes? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Thanks, Bill. Uh, you are THE William S. right? RT @WilliamShatner: You are a man of integrity and honor. Oh your jokes are funny, too! ;-) — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Here's a better link. Easier to read against the background. http://t.co/CJWlCPqpve — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Here are my thoughts and explanations of the last few days events: http://t.co/3Fw6rUUTDU — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

If I can get the link to work. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I understand it might be overkill to my followers, but I would like the larger media (or is it smaller media?) to hear me. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I will be posting a link to a full explanation of my Twitter imbroglio over the last few days shortly. If I can get the link to work. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

A nice apology is on Twitchy about the misquote on Salon and TMZ:If we misinterpreted his joke (and we think we probably did), we apologize. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

TMZ has now corrected their error. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The misquoted version is on TMZ. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

.@ImNotHereAreYou My tweet was highly inappropriate. Sadly, there is a misquoted version around with the implications you write about. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @GarryShandling: If this isn't the shortest day of the year I don't know what is. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

During the run of the play he mentioned, "I wrote a play." Yeah, sure, right. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

A bit of trivia: Pulitzer Prize playwright Tracy Letts was the first actor to play the bartender in my play "Picasso at the Lapin Agile." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I did apologize. But again, a second later I realized what an offensive thing I'd done. Deep bow. @JustCindeh — PolitiTweet.org