Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Just got permission to shut down the George Washington Bridge whenever I'm "oh so mad." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Have a great show! RT @SteepCanyon: You can watch tonight's show live from @MusicCityRoots - starts at 7pm CT http://t.co/sJeTWNUWWk — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Getting great mileage with my new 2014 Polar Vortex. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

As long as I'm around, you will never have another hobo nickel.RT @BoomerWadaska: Quit outbidding me on eBay for hobo nickels, Richie Rich! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

So cruel. RT @ROAMIEsRTs: its so cold I threw a glass of water out our backdoor and it vaporized never hitting the ground! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

HA HA HA HA RT @ken_childers: You stole that from me. I tweeted that earlier today, but no, Mr. Fancy pants will get the credit. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'd like to apologize for calling Polar Vortex winter. It's actually more of a spring. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Polar vortex. Uh...winter? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Okay, okay. It IS Earl Scruggs' birthday tomorrow. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Tomorrow would have been Earl Scrugg's birthday. Here's an article I wrote several years ago: http://t.co/X8f7Tebwvu — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Alabama? RT @lisau0815: @SteveMartinToGo Test: Who hit the grand slam? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

And the Cardinals hit a Grand Slam! (I'm watching an old game on DVR.) @normmacdonald — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Can't be. There's a grape stand there. RT @jawidi: @SteveMartinToGo @kevin_nealon I guessed it was the Schlossen Cutoff. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Yard line? I'm confused. RT @normmacdonald: At the 18th, Spieth waits while Webb Simpson chips it to within 20 feet for his birdie try. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That's what I guessed! MT @kevin_nealon: if you guessed Grand Junction mile marker 22 heading to Aspen then you are correct! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Madison Avenue between 73rd and 79th? RT @kevin_nealon: Any guesses? http://t.co/YpXkWptGHb — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Dear Norm. I have no idea what you're talking about. RT @normmacdonald: In this week's fantasy, I have Dufner, Spieth, English, and Bae. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

BREAKING NEWS: Snowden, evidently, cracked NSA’s tricky and unexpected “backwards writing.” — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

In amazing reversal, dog now dangling me outside window by rope. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Massive east coast snow storm makes me want to walk dog by lowering him out window on a rope. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It's New Year's Eve! Don't forget to set your clocks back. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @Rturner007: @SteveMartinToGo would like to see the "Great Flydini" go through airport security — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Only when I wear a dress. RT @CharlotteLaws: I thought you were on the "No Fly List." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Uh oh. See three page explanation. RT @Sbei_Official: so you still smoke weed? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Not since I was twenty. RT @Sky_Infantry: I thought you quit smoking weed. My grandad used you as an example to scold me one time. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Thanks to Twitter, flight to Colorado going well. RT @FeatsofMagic: @SteveMartinToGo abracadabra http://t.co/lM7Vb4T572 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @billy_badass: @SteveMartinToGo you mean new Amsterdam west...yeah buddy — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Evidently, this joke needs a three page article of explanation, too. RT @eunicewright1: @SteveMartinToGo Why are you telling us? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

And you're mentioned in Geoff Dyer's new book! RT @SteepCanyon: Thanks for voting us to the top of @wncw's Top 100 List of 2013! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Can't seem to book a flight to Colorado. — PolitiTweet.org