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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Weather app says it's 88 but feels like 85. Confusing abounds; I'm running around the yard. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Trusting wife seems to be enjoying the outdoors during my time of trial. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Temperature fluctuating wildly between 80 and 81 requires constant maintenence of ice cubes in tea. Tiresome. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Too many ice cubes in ice tea while sitting under tree ruins warm, clear day. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Have found a tree to sit under and if the temperature were 1 degree either side of what it is I would be happy. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
It's 82 degrees where I am. I'm no longer cold. I'm hot. Too hot. I wish I were cold again. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Loved David Brenner. He gave me good advice early in my career (which I wrote about in my autobio). A gentleman, and really, really funny. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
RT @CAPittard: @SteveMartinToGo Not too far from Modesto, a city named after an unassuming superhero. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
We are playing this beautiful theatre in Stockton, CA, tonight. Just playing the ticket booth, though. http://t.co/wpja53XI5P — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Tomorrow's show is somewhere in California. RT @johnpm: Sorry but where exactly is tomorrow's show. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Oops, again. Tomorrow's show is in Santa CRUZ. Geez, Steve. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Oops, tomorrow's show is in Santa Clara, CA. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Our first show in five months tomorrow and Saturday in Santa Clara and Stockton, CA. We're ready to roll. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
If you wet it everyday, it will grow grass. G'nite all! : http://t.co/KuGSZTtko0 — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
One of the band members passed away during the show. RT @ayyolexx: how live will it actually be? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
You can cancel at any time after 2025. MT @laurence_henry: Will you keep sending me other CDs I didn't ask for and still charge me?!? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
If only. RT @jypseamoth: @MikeBigari hey, Babe don't date yourself !!💗 — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Better to wait a while. RT @Porn_Valley: if I "act right now" do you include something extra for free? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Sorry, would require a XRP-57648 cable. RT @MikeBigari: will it work in my Jack LaLane Juicer? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
What modern DVD/CD doesn't? RT @regibaby67: Does it slice and dice and julienne fries? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Only with Bluetooth enable Ice boxes. RT @NickM2192: the only old machine I own is an ice chest. Is that how I unlock the special features? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
It is, but has gluten. RT @elliotpeters: @redbuppy is it safe for vegans?? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
You must read the label. RT @redbuppy: Does it stay crunchy, even in milk? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
On flip side of CD. RT @LucasRoss: @amazon @BestBuy Does it include the guest spot featuring Rihanna? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
It will with an update. RT @stocksandnews: @PlatoCase I have a Williams-Sonoma toaster...guessin' won't work — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Our new DVD/CD is a very viable breakfast. : http://t.co/KuGSZTtko0 RT @ballstoncoin: @PlatoCase will it play in my microwave? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
It will play on your toaster. RT @PlatoCase: But my old machined is a toaster. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Our new live DVD/CD is available tomorrow on @Amazon and @BestBuy. You’ll be able to play it on your old machines. http://t.co/KuGSZTtko0 — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
One the Getty does at no cost to the University of Iowa who owns the painting. RT @markborghi: what is a generous restoration? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
The painting is temporarily at the Getty in Los Angeles after a masterful and generous restoration job. — PolitiTweet.org