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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Element 117 is now hovering over my house and telling me to do things. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I hope science's discovery of the new element 117 doesn't change my life. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
My bid on the Clippers of $12.98 has been turned down. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Track to listen to first is "Like to Get to Know You." RT @ediebrickell: With @PaulSimonMusic http://t.co/si2aViNdYU — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
My good friends, Paul and Edie, respond to the headlines. RT @ediebrickell: With @PaulSimonMusic http://t.co/si2aViNdYU — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Just took my first "Them-ie." A photo of someone else without me in it. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
What a night! Trusting wife and I stayed until the library closed! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Night on the town went well. Home now. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
About to go out for a fun night on the town. Just in case, I'm carrying a card that says, "My name is Steve. Please call a taxi." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I loved it! RT @JulieHChadwick: Ashamed at how nervous I got interviewing Steve Martin. Maybe it had sthg to do with the thing being timed. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
RT @thingofdreams: @SteveMartinToGo 'Twas worded aptly for accompanying pic.- to take issue with grammar here,is to take away from that vis… — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
"Is who" is not always incorrect. As in "The jerk is who I am."RT @jperk1: @SteveMartinToGo @TofuForBrains "is who" is a classic Steveism — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I struggled with it for hours. MT @TofuForBrains: I wish I could unsee that tweet. Because you should have said, "With whom." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
RT @Kenr3378: @SteveMartinToGo He looks like the cashier at our walmart! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
This Marty Short person is who I have to work with sometimes. http://t.co/j25MYt0Ull — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
RT @rootsmusreport: The album Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers featuring Edie Brickell Live is #2 on RMR http://t.co/32a9sjoNWx — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I've had the same haircut (with the exception of 1968-69) for 52 years. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Half of Americans are doubtful about the Big Bang theory, yet I just worked with Jim Parsons. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
RT @JimHebert: It's official! Steve Martin/Edie Brickell musical BRIGHT STAR to premiere @TheOldGlobe in #SanDiego http://t.co/Pr6RUQxAGf — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Thanks for the nice review! MT @JohnLawMedia: Steve Martin & Martin Short at @NiagaraCasinos |http://t.co/stUmHHL0ys — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
View from my window. And it's not Kansas. http://t.co/cP2DnJcWxU — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I know the answer; just can't remember it right now. RT @NiagaraCasinos: Trivia: how many times has @SteveMartinToGo hosted the Oscars? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Fun at my friends Bryan and Sandy's wedding celebration. http://t.co/47YgN5p4IO — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
You are living a delusion. MT @ConanOBrien: I thought that hosting the MTV Movie Awards would guarantee they spell my name right on my pass: — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
TW opens door, dog crooning, me on floor holding PB laden knife between feet. TW says, "What a night I've had." All is well. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Trusting wife approaching, forcing dog to smoke pot while gorging myself with knife-fed peanut butter. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
FYI, I appreciate all alerts of grammatical or factual errors. MT @AmyTx8: @JanetB722 Calling me rude? ha! Did you notice he thanked me? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Going now with the knife into the peanut butter. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
If it's not called pot, then what is peanut butter called? RT @Sudsy_11fan: Steve it's not called pot anymore lol. Old vocab here too. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I hear Trusting Wife pulling up outside. Quickly smoking pot to cover the smell of peanut buttter. — PolitiTweet.org
