Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Yeah, baby! http://t.co/gey1cPwCPe — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Perfect, molded to my fingers, used, mine. RT @BanjoPope: @SteveMartinToGo Those would be metal, right? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

This won't mean much to most of you, but I just discovered a cache of 1960s Dunlop banjo picks in a drawer. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

This is me smoking a clove cigarette in Pennies from Heaven. Clove cigarettes turned out to be worse than real ones. http://t.co/9wXHQu3Grb — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Flabbergasting concert with Nickel Creek tonight. Musicianship reigns supreme. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Achoo. RT @DennisDMZ: Ahem... — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I can't help but want them to have computers. RT @RaffaMiami: Is The Rumor True That you Randomly Throw Apples at People ? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

"seem." RT @bohdanowycz: you seem like a good guy.. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

And now, off to a concert with trusting wife. I'll tell you later who. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I live you, too. MT @ellen5e: Forgive me for making such a pointed remark. I really do live you. “@SteveMartinToGo: Arrow was not a fake." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Arrow was not a fake. I cut off the ends and live with it. RT @jperk1: Steve, do you still have the arrow thru the head prop? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Kevin, I didn't even look at the video to know it's hilarious. RT @kevin_nealon: My fan reaction... https://t.co/xN5LosueBB — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Reply to you. RT @wfromans: I don't know if you'll answer this seriously but. The one thing you would do that you haven't done yet. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That's the word I changed. RT @I_Say_Now_Chaps: @AmandaFromDixie I need my eyes tested. I read that as "nice, but repulsive". — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That was 20 yrs ago. Hard to keep up the good work. MT @CrappyMom: watched Roxanne last night. Keep up the good work. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That is a highly likely description. MT @AmandaFromDixie: I met a lady in Alabama who was your bodyguard. Said you were nice, but reclusive. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

If Elvis is dead, then who am I having lunch with? RT @EricIdle: @Longbroscomedy I'll ask him this weekend..... Can't wait to see him. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Shot for Rolling Stone, it was never run. MT @wlxqzme: This is such a great photo, what's the story behind it? http://t.co/f1jQ96KtU4 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm increasingly dissatisfied with "alphabetical order." Wouldn't ABDEFC be better? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Sorry to hear about the death of Gordon Willis, cinematographer of Annie Hall, Pennies from Heaven, and more. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Threw open my windows on this glorious L.A. day to the sound of polluting, illegal, leaf blowers. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @WRDCarty: @SteveMartinToGo @sspring211 any reminiscing on the former shortage of Times New Roman periods? http://t.co/afbUpbmjxw — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I am being goaded. I'm not a grammarian. MT @Firegal_01: Last time you discussed grammar on it didn't go too well. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

A semicolon should always be an emoticon. RT @sspring211: @SteveMartinToGo Please tell us the proper way to use a semi colon. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You may be correct, yet I am also incorrect. MT @BanjoPope: @itsmorgen The implication is that 'nazi,' in this case, has a generic usage. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That's when I first joined Twitter. RT @Joey_Chapman: why is your profile picture from 2000? :/ — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I think that would be "Nazi." RT @itsmorgen: I love that you're a grammar nazi. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I think you misspelled "Lounge." RT @MadShangi: Bowfinger... best film I've seen from you in a LONG time. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

There is no joke. It's just my form of boring. RT @TorNotTV: @vladnagea is there a joke here? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Could have sworn it was Wordsworth. Seriously. RT @vladnagea: "Dover Beach" by Matthew Arnold http://t.co/XlV7wirnAB — PolitiTweet.org