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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
So sorry that interesting Jennifer Lawrence fell, because that's the only clip they'll show for a hundred years. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Good jokes from Seth. I predict he will win the PGA this year. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Oscars, this year, upsetting every belief I have, including Shintoism — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
The pay is the same @_Anaxim@SteveMartinToGo is it easier tweeting the #oscars or hosting them? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Two "Whoa"s for Barbra. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Salute to Marvin Hamlisch, who was kind, funny, and warm to me early in my career. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Salute to film critic Andrew Sarris, who destroyed me. I don't know that, I just assume it. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
George Clooney's hair is thinning by .0000000001 percent. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@BlackBearGolf If only. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I love my new Priapis! Oops, car ad gone bad. Another million lost. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Adele's orchestra is actually on the moon. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
By the way, don't forget to check out the new Toymota. Oh, shit. That just cost me a million bucks. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Les Miz, expurgated. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Jennifer Hudson just broke all the wine glasses at the Vanity Fair party. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Amazing. Orchestra not even on the theatre. 125 years ago, this would not be possible. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Polite suggestion: Daniel Day-Lewis to Dan D'Lewis. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
How can a movie be nominated and not the director? I'll tell you why. Because I directed it over Skype. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I'd like to thank the center of my universe, the singularity, the primordial soup. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
However, she almost sang, "the fingah!" — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Wow! Congrats to Shirley Bassey! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Oh, so now I'm no longer one of the most beautiful women in the world. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
This reminds me of when The Jerk lost for costumes. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
The commercials this year feel like they're promoting products. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I'd like to thank my wife, agent, and a pasture full of cows in the making of this tweet. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Old-fashioned is back! I'm in! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Congratulations to Seth Rogan on a great monologue. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
The 49ers have chosen to receive. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I have just arrived in New Orleans for the big game. Lucky that a hotel room was available! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@Soapie0 This is a fake story. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I’m excited about playing with the Atlanta Symphony Saturday week! I will be in the audience. — PolitiTweet.org
