Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Asterisk at Washington Monument to be replaced with down arrow. Better. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Yes. In a month, with Edie Brickell. RT @guyfiveO: @SteveMartinToGo I've really enjoyed Rare Bird Alert. Is there a 3rd album in the works? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

My tweet insribed at the base of the Washington Monument will be pointed out by an asterisk at the top! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Historic Tweet to be inscribed at base of Washington Monument! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Lucky indeed! @jackdelayne And I was there for it! How exciting! Goes to prove that it pays to be in the right place at the right time. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That's more like it. @bdouglas7 All other tweets are obsolete/Makes you tap your toes and stomp your feet/No way this tweet ever be beat . — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Harrumph. @KaraVanPark needs more salt — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I hope to go down in history with this historic Tweet. Yes, the one you are reading right now. It’s got it all. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @MarkEHaning: @SteveMartinToGo 　 ＼＼ Λ＿Λ 　　 ＼(　ˇωˇ)　 　　 / ⌒ヽ 　　　/ 　 へ＼ 　　 /　　/　＼＼ 　　 ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽ_つ 　　/　/ 　 /　/ 　(　(ヽ 　|　|、＼ 　| 丿 ＼ ⌒) ... — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Great pick up lines: I...I...I...I...I.... — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Great pick up lines: "You remind me of my first wife. No, seriously, I'm not kidding." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Your apostrophe has fallen. @dinnerlist just don,t do it by cutting any limbs — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@MrFergusMac mambo. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Going to move my tattoo from my left arm to my right calf. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@belafleckbanjo There was a buffalo in the audience? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

My plan to be much cuter is to say, “I tink…” rather than, “I think…” — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@LadyLaNasa @kevin_nealon @BizarreLazar Dunch (halfway between lunch and dinner). — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@themichaelcaine Happy birthday to Michael Caine, or as I know him, Lawrence Jamison (Dirty Rotten Scoundrels). — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Signing off to go deal with my twelve children. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Dr. Doo Ron De Ron De Ron. @isaacdpeterson @westonve Steve, what pope name would you choose and why? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

A known fact. @CraigCStrope @westonve B.S. Steve is loved the world over. I'll bet Bin Laden wore an arrow through the head! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Touche. @westonve Steve, this Pope is clearly a humble and good man. You folks in Hollywood can only wish to be loved. You're embarrassing. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Evian. @PhillySteve5 Yes, you were baptized with bottled water right? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @JimGann1: @SteveMartinToGo Regarding Methodists, everything is OK in moderation ... — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@thebekster Why is "correction" in quotes? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Racist. @writergirl4u @lynseyadele Oh here we go again !! That's not a baby monkey. It's a baby Gorilla. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

And miles to go before I jest. @shuktales Pastafarians seem pretty laid back. You can nood...uh, needle them all you want — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

SOUTHERN Baptists. I was raised Southern CALIFORNIA Baptist. Much different. @JMcLC Baptists don't allow dancing or drinking. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Baby monkey a Jesuit. @lynseyadele Heyyyyyy let's not all get wound up, nice pic of baby monkey. Let's all be h.a.p.p.y — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Yes, I was wrong there. RT @Mark_Roy_Levis @SteveMartinToGo Scientologists LOOOOOOVE jesting. — PolitiTweet.org