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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
If you unfollowed me, why do you ask? @ReillyWalker1 you just got unfollowed by a clock, how does that make you feel? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Why curse him with a weird name? @overthe3 @TheGolfClub my son is named Bill Thompson — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
It's not enough that you buy the song. You must listen in your car. @DRBCH Ok I bought your damn song already!! Geesh. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
He's still here in my apple tree. @TheGolfClub Do you have any idea where Bill Thompson is? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Thermos was a less-a-phor. @ChrisFredbeck where should one look for an adequate thermos? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
AMAZING: Those who download single will be safe from giant asteroid. So sayeth the sooth. This is not me talking. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
It is written. A musical with Edie Brickell. @grendl64 when are you going to write another play? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Oh, please. Only available where comedians shop. @mlzema Can I have your "arrow-through-the-head" prop? You know, the professional model. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
A critic, once, in 1973. @lizsobel44 Did anyone ever tell you how hysterical you are? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
GIANT ASTEROID ABOUT TO STRIKE EARTH. GOODBYE. Also, my single with Edie Brickell, “Love Has Come for You,” available on iTunes. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Hollywood extends into the valley.@AlbertBrooks @joelewis451 I live in the valley RT @joelewis451: what a funny hollywood asshole you are — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Turns out it wasn't. @SarahFYasmin Another Cdn who doesn't get your joke. I'm sure it was funny. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Do people in California celebrate Weaster? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Christopher Hitchens hovered above me tonight and said, "There is no afterlife." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@Liffonmelsmork Latest CD with Edie Brickell is mostly clawhammer. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
How dare you. @fiveagen @stahrwar 2 Rabbis walk into a bar. They are both upstanding members of society and leaders of their local faith. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Why bother to talk to people?@stahrwar wow hilarious. Next up a Jewish joke? Keep the fascinating material coming — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I, too, will shun the luxury Papal apartment. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
OMG. Rolling Stone has bootleg video of Edie Brickell and me discussing our new CD: http://t.co/9j9XpjZ6eN — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I was reading the newspaper this morning when I glanced at the top of the page to see what time it was. Too much reading on the iPad. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Something's wrong with my colon ; — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Harlem Shake : Monster Mash. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Raising money for some gardening tasks around the yard. #hedgefund. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Brushed my teeth this morning with my new toothbrush app. Set your phone to airplane mode first. #idiot — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
New consultant working out well. Plaid actually works with polka dots, and filing doesn’t have to be in alphabetical order. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Thinking of hiring a consultant! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@tinated He's good, very good, but I got my chops from Earl. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@normmacdonald Hi Norm. Did you know that all facts are true? It's a fact. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Historic Tweet now to be insribed at mid-level and monument lowered by eight feet for eye-level viewing. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
"Insribed." Look it up. RT @hemo_jr: @SteveMartinToGo insribed * *inscribed — PolitiTweet.org
