Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Unfortunately, can of Whoop Ass trademarked. @Pooh1967Lisa Roger and I share same type of cancer. I send him love and a can of whoop ass! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Read the contract. Not trademarked. @BradFuerst @SteepCanyon Steve, since when did you steal Phil Donahue's trademark look? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

All best thoughts to Roger Ebert who's undergoing another battle. He's been a part of my life for my whole career. http://t.co/leX66TFzYL — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Darn tootin'!RT @nicolado @BBCRadio2 Steve Martin- impeccable grammar! Very pleasantly surprised. @SteveMartinToGo — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Only book reviews. RT @AnitaKKokoreva @stevemartintogo Has reading a book ever made you cry? #questionoftheday — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

A photo with me, @SteepCanyon Rangers, and the one and only, Ali! http://t.co/3CsGUhfqFr — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Signing off, g'night! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I could beat a tennis ball any day of the week. @NotHotMustard Would you play cricket with a tennis ball? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I...oh, nevermind. @mayuanaJane Why bother responding to the morons who are too dumb to get you? Lol You are better than that! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

First practical response from asteroid/download.@LaceyInRealLife I bought the new single and STILL died in an asteroid collision. Now what? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

DO NOT point his rear end toward an aircraft. @SheilaCulbert Steeeeeve, my dog just ate a laser pointer. What should I do? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That is a very straightforward question and I will try to answer it as best I can. Uh...@HiAleca why do u have a chimp as ur profile pic? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Is that a UN thing? @JasonMorris2112 How do you feel about accordions? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Sorry. Asteroid is hip, current, contemporary, asteroid.@KorieMFNConyers Would downloading Rare Bird Alert combat the a asteroid as well? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@corbinbernsen 18 years later, still happy! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Oh, hey, I'm...wait, why am I replying? @Trickadlington Hey Steve , Whats up Dude , How you been ? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Sorry, three different agents. @jblohse Will you be going with Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis this time to destroy the asteroid? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Only vampires can hear song on radio. @lindasea What if I play the single on my radio show? Am certain that will wipe out asteroid. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It's behind you. @MaryKayinApril I looked outside and I don't see that asteroid — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Amazingly, it was the current iTunes single download. @PeytonMeisner Did you and Bill Murray ever find out what the hell that thing was? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

No, my other appliances too. @drjones0808 @ChubbyRivers Why it sounds as if you only want your fans to survive the asteroid — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Shhh. The others don't need to know. @ChubbyRivers what is all this talk of asteroid!? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Then you are not the true Holy Spirit. @TheHolySpirit1 What if I download the single and then give it a 1 star rating on iTunes? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Perhaps I'm watching a movie. @MarkStultz Don't understand why no mention of asteroid on the news! You sure you have the right planet? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Not really...uh...yes.@miltonamb woud it be safer download one copy for each member of my family? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Only if purchased with $1200 mixer app. @chrisboivin Can I get a version of your new single with just Edie Brickell, no you? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Asteroid not responsible for technical failures. Sorry. @anyagunter @AntonSadousk If it doesn't download do we still get to live? :) — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Perhaps you mean, "it owns you." w_horrorwhore83 Mr Martin, you ignore my existence. i disapprove. also, Bowfinger was weird. but i own it. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The asteroid nears. Best to keep downloading. @AntonSadousk I bought the thing and it ain't working. Buy another? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

3rd? Better for her 30th. @bartcoleman Is The Great Flydini available for my daughter's 3rd birthday party Saturday in LA? — PolitiTweet.org