Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Vote yes on new, strict, California gun law requiring you to be high on medical marijuana at time of purchase. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Move out. RT @TheJimSmith1: @SteveMartinToGo My wife and I just moved into a new house. Any suggestions on how to keep it new? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You are hopelessly behind what's hot and what's happening.@love_for_Harry what is this monkey thing @SteveMartinToGo is always on about — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You betcha. Late May. http://t.co/Sfo7jhsMiX for tour dates. @DanAaron93 @SteepCanyon Ever coming to South Florida? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

They didn't make me. Opportunistic self-promotion. @LoveYourSmile9 I see the animal activists have made you take down your Monkey pic. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You don't have to love bluegrass to love:@SteepCanyon Stoked to be playing @ WOW Hall tonight in #Eugene, OR. http://t.co/F1Oy5Fl5PN … — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Another lousy day for a bike ride. Why can't I get a break? http://t.co/0Sw3B6xr99 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Just don't leave her in a German airport. RT @DynamicRangeRad: I have an urge to adopt Edie Brickell, dress her up & neglect her. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Trust me. You didn't miss a thing. RT @LizBanks: @SteveMartinToGo I missed the entire monkey drama. I feel so left out! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That, of course, is the irony. RT @anniemariney: and yet, this an adorable, yet inappropriately dressed orangutan. Ape, not monkey. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

THE MONKEY CANNOT COME BA...wait...huh?RT @bcwaggoner: @SteveMartinToGo How many copies must be sold before we get monkey back? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I accept that mantle.RT @HopeJahren: If we are now looking to @SteveMartinToGo to save and protect our monkeys, then Heaven help us all. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It's a sad day for all of us. RT @140cutecats: @SteveMartinToGo That's true. Bye bye inappropriately cute monkey. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The point was that cute monkey photo could encourage someone to acquire a monkey so they could doll it up but not take care of it. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Adorable monkey avatar replaced by adorable Steve/Edie Brickell new CD cover. Available for preorder: http://t.co/0lklKNsE6p — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Copyright Steve Martin 2013."@NoamPikelny: Why isn’t there a broadway musical about Bill Monroe called “Bluegrass Stomp”?" — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Well, it is funny, but I'll get rid of the monkey.RT @Saphire_Bleu:lose the monkey! It is not funny/supports behavior like that of Justin B — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I think you mean "them's."RT @Gernardrick: @SteveMartinToGo Are you saying that Kim Jong Un is limp cause thems fighting words — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Sorry, but that is photo of my child. Thank U for your profile pic of primate that is NOT depicted as a pet. Shame on @SteveMartinToGo — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

BREAKING NEWS: North Korean missile falls over into South Korea. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

See essay section RT @smoore11506: How big an influence was music of Corduroy Diner in your own work & what does their music mean to you — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Isn't Capt. Stoma single?RT @Captain_Stoma: Wife just said an amazing musician "steveee martin or something" is playing Toronto JazzFest. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

At last! A way to monetize my Twitter account. I tweet link to my EZ-PASS account with phoney promise of Nigerian funds. Bingo! Free toll! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Goodbye Roger Ebert, we had fun. The balcony is closed. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

In danger of an OverTweet, I retire. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It is colored now. @PPadman were you ever tempted to color your hair ever? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

See essay section of Twitter. @awesometractor can you describe how the jerk suit parallels the wedding planner in father of the bride? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Only three: Bobby Fischer (before the paranoid stuff), Earl Scruggs, Jerry Lewis. @Ryco11757 Have you ever asked for an autograph? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Donahu2 @Valentinial @BradFuerst @SteepCanyon Steve, since when did you steal Phil Donahue's trademark look?” — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

See essay question section of Twitter.@blancaceline what was it like to work with Meryl Streep? And would you like to work with her again? — PolitiTweet.org