Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I came out of the closet while getting dressed this morning, yet, no news story. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Doo, dee doo doo dum dee doo doo dah dah…don’t you love that song? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I have yet to meet a kind, witty, interesting, attractive, rich person I didn’t like. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@indycat39 Headed back to New York. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Only a few seats left for our show with @SteepCanyon in Easton, PA. http://t.co/j1QYBkb6SX — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

One of my films?@JoyceCarolOates ...nothing of interest was on the screen. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Wrong: "The iPad done shut itself off." No has. RT @DAS100000: @SteveMartinToGo That's properly said as "The iPad has done shut itself off." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The iPad would have shut off. You better come down to the station.RT @JoyceCarolOates: The intruder left my iPad--opened & illuminated. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Headlines I don't care to understand: "Twitter settles lawsuit with Peoplebrowsr over firehose data." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm thinking now I may have blocked an innocent. #blockingoftheinnocents — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I also feel my dog sometimes retweets me before I post. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm feeling bad now that I blocked "I am a bot."RT @DVeeZee: @SteveMartinToGo actually a glitch in the matrix — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The moment I tweeted, a favorite appeared. It was as if the second you sent an email, a reply appeared. Could only be a bot. You think? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Once a night. @craigy714 Do you tweet to damn random bastards? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The saddest bucket list: @venomscarnage Is there any chance I can finally cross off having Steve Martin respond to my tweet to him? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Now you tell me. @PaulWalker80 @ManhattanPast Socrates said, "The only true tweet is in knowing there is no tweet." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Enjoyed the semicolon, hated the question marks. @mlstotts fool me once shame on bars; fool me twice shame strips??? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

THIS JUST IN: Plato no longer a planet. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Nichomacus here with me now. Checking. @HobbesBruce And Plato's tweets were relayed by Aristotle. Ask Nichomacus. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

So true, yet so poorly punctuated. @Dan__Derby "wisdom begins in bot wonder" — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I give. @ManhattanPast Of course you know Socrates never tweeted. All we know about him came from retweets by Plato. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I believe it was Socrates who said, “When someone favorites your Tweet the nanosecond you send it, they are a bot.” — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Please, don’t make the mistake I did: Power BARS are what you eat; power STRIPS are what you plug into. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I’m getting weary of my own self, but not of @EdieBrickell and @SteepCanyon. We are on #TheView this morning. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

At last, we are appearing at an intimate forum in the media blitz: Apple Store Soho NY Wed. 7pm. Also on small and intimate @iTunesMusic — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @Late_Show: TONIGHT: @SteveMartinToGo talks with Dave and performs a song with Edie Brickell. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Vindicated! I’m commercial after all. My new CD, "Love Has Come for You," with @EdieBrickell is now available at @Target! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@djmorris55 @bluegrasstoday Loved your thoughtful and intelligent review. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Preferred syntax: The real question is, why. You know mine. @AustlnT the real question is, why dot you know mine? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

What good are if you don't know my Tuesday schedule? Tomorrow #Today Show with @EdieBrickell and @SteepCanyon. Then on #Letterman. — PolitiTweet.org