Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@chrisabrams9612 @SteepCanyon @ediebrickell Many other shows in Fl. St. Pete, Tallahassee, W. Palm Beach, St. Augustine. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Tonight, first show with @SteepCanyon and @ediebrickell in Ft. Myers, Fl. A warm day by the beach and a lovely concert hall. Ahhhh! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Only my followers. @JoyceCarolOates Does anyone ever say, "But wait! There's less." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The winner of the 600 million dollar lottery ticket purchased it in Florida. And I have been to Florida. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Goodnight to all of my Twitter followers, and don't forget to check out my latest...uh...thing. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It was heathen, and I decided to let it be. @MElfenbaum Did you save the t-shirt you wore in "A Streetcar Named Desire?" — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Thank you.The movie was originally called "The Oboe." I was duped.@GregularBasis It was brave portraying the oboe in The Piano. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Thank you. That is one of the best movies I haven't been in. @SusanRedmond The Big Lebowski is one of the best movies I have ever seen. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I lost that battle when cat went splat. @sargent_bosco Are you still active in the fight against cat juggling? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I think you mean my Camero. @ItinerantMonk Loved your cameo in Ghostbusters. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You are wrong, but just generally. @KevHegarty23 Correct me if wrong, but weren't you Excalibur in The Sword in the Stone? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Auditioned. Didn't get it. @regibaby67 @teleskiguy Didn't you also play Bill Murray's two holed bowling ball in Kingpin? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Nobody seems to notice it was a "two hole" performance.@teleskiguy Really enjoyed your poignant cameo as a bowling ball in "Big Lebowski." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

No, but it certainly set me back.@CheetahPizzas Were you ever arrested on Sun Valley Miniature Golf Course with a wig on your penis? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I don't "do" banjo lessons; I "take" banjo lessons. @SirAlexoftheRae do you do banjo lessions? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I played wagon wheel number 4 in chariot race. @booksnshoes were you in Ben Hur? I can't remember. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Early work as left molar. @agingbuffoon I think your appearance in Cannibal Holocaust was your best work. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Thanks for leaving out the comma. @holyjunkbuckets Whatever happened to your dog Shithead? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Overlooked as left molar. @SniperMaverick You were snubbed for Jaws. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Actually done by a stand-in. I had a cold that day. @Ambergoose7 Enjoyed your recent cameo as the flashing green light in Gatsby. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Last Tango tough because of sex scenes with myself. Rise of King Tut on music charts helped.@paparennie I loved you in Last Tango in Paris — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I felt my role as "the Man" was underrated.@krycek12 @SHQtallahassee You were overlooked in Midnight Express! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It was an honor not to have been nominated. @SHQtallahassee I loved you not being in The Avengers. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

There were 4 mules used in shooting the film. Me, Walken, Pacino, De niro. @RickElliott2 Remind me - were you 'Mule 1' or Mule 2? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I made "2001" a great film.@hemo_jr Some actors are so good that by simply not being in a movie, it gets pushed to the next level. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I actually preferred me in "Two Mules for Sister Sara."@duke9555 You were superb in The Bad News Bears — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I was great in the Parent Trap! Oh, wait, that was some other movie. @bethanyeexx I'm watching the parent trap haha woo — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Wow, the ladies must like you! RT @CanisSapien80: Whenever I wear a hat I'm described as "Trying to hard." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Why is it whenever I wear a hat, I'm described as "in disguise?" http://t.co/GrYrASQ3V6 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Yet, we miss you here in NYC. RT @RichardEGrant: It's as humid as a hippo's armpit and sauna soothingly lush! — PolitiTweet.org