Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Trust me: EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE. @tiff_501 have you ever considered filming the jerk with a different ending? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

If I were a grammar-loving foo', I would retweet this. @CampbellHill Have you become a reclusive castle-dwelling celebrity? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I loved their first single. @WhalesOfThaWrld do majestic whales bring you a joy unlike anything you've ever known? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

CORRECTION: 187th. You forgot the animated characters.@MatKapphahn @SteveMartinToGo is the second greatest actor of all time. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You must be young. E pluibus Unum. @gopher33j congrats on making NYT Crossword clues on Sunday. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Wow, that's a compliment! @CosmicTimes @Wildaboutmusic Thinking about seeing the show when it rolls into town — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You got it, dude, though I don't know what you're talking about.@newscore2 Are you in a pact with Glazers to bring down Manchester United? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Well, actually, I've always...wait, what? @meeshiemeesh11 Do you like pickles? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I think you mean, "sil-LAAAA-bil."@jstorlone probably because you put the em-faaaaa-sis on the wrong sil-laaaa-bil. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Son, son, it's always the son. @gypsiesquaw Watching @SteveMartinToGo on the Muppet Show. Son thinks he's hysterical — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

No nitram. @__013 If we trick you into saying your name backwards, will you go back to the 5ᵗʰ dimension? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

People just don’t seem to understxeykdm mxe. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Life on the Road: Heading to Nashville. http://t.co/gMIiK9y4yh — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@kevin_nealon Laxative? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Life on the road: The view this morning from my tour bus. http://t.co/AfdwOcOU9Z — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It's called going to bed late. RT @SteverinoC: @SteveMartinToGo Why do old people wake up so early? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @JamesWeilhammer: @SteveMartinToGo was so amazing last night on stage and on the tiny cell phone screen of the guy in front of me — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

But don't lies move swifter? RT @JoyceCarolOates: Some truths move swift as bullets & are as rapacious. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Thanks for the great review, Dad. RT @pbpulse: @LarryAydlette checks out a night of great music and laughs. http://t.co/BObE5rtSAg — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@pattonoswalt Just remember, a rainbow is a frown. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Reminder, when clicking on Nigerian diet plan, be sure to include password and Social Security number. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm not saying Nigerians don't create great diets. @AlbertBrooks Really? I lost 5lbs. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Dear followers, don't click on these tweets to me that claim I invented a diet. It's spam, and malicious spam. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

3 banjos; no waiting. RT @johnmceuenngdb: On stage with @SteveMartinToGo last night. Great show!! http://t.co/V7tnUoQ1b3 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Tonight, playing 1st of 17 sold out shows in St. Petersburg, Fl. Correction: 1st of 1 sold out shows. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Sirius keeps the time zone a secret, but it appears to be Eastern. @ConniBrenner Time Zone? So I can set an alert. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Tomorrow Friday on Sirius XM Spectrum channel 28, I'm appearing with @ediebrickell at 8pm for an album special. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Tonight in Ft. Myers I never played better. Which is sad. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I had misspelled "Ft. Myers." @pepper_duke you repeating yourself...or your dementia is taking affect😄 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

And we'll miss DelFest. @Charlex @SteepCanyon @DelFest They're going to miss you at @DelFest this year. — PolitiTweet.org