Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Now releasing some results of my phone tap espionage: P. Robinson of Benton, AR, has booked an early dinner at Papa John’s. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Just realized I read the words "Pussy Riot" in the New York Times. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Reading this Tweet entitles me to tap your phone. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Try being me. He forgot to add "Grammy award winning...." http://t.co/IGhVmH8Fju — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I think the phrase that most closely describes my life now is "caged heat." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I think the word you're looking for is "er..."RT @pattonoswalt@NASAJPL Damn, you own adjectives, too. That's so, uh...um... — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@pattonoswalt @NASAJPL Presumptuous, yet I like the brashness. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@pattonoswalt @NASAJPL Best leave all caps to me. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@pattonoswalt @NASAJPL NASA actually SENT me to Mars, and you're acting like your first "tryout" invitation is a big deal. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The only reason I know I'm tipping the right amount is because of my guilt. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Post a fake obit? RT @Pogue: I just deleted 8,942 unanswered reader emails from 2011 and 2012. I’m filled with guilt..but what can I do? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I always delete,typos Rt Question: When dining in a fine restaurant, do you keep your gun holstered or do "you" set it on the table?”" — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Sometimes the bloggers beat the newspapers for professionalism (disclaimer: this is a review of Edie's and my album). http://t.co/WHiaGOwJGO — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @ThomasFloyd82: @SteveMartinToGo Are you live tweeting a stroke? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Have discovered I'm here in the small town of Bon Jovi. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I can't remember where I parked my keys. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I am actually quite far away from myself. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I am nowhere near wherever you are. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Goodnight, all! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It's so obvious to everyone BUT YOU. @HaleyP1 And why do you reply to everyone EXCEPT me? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I rather like her slow. @IseeAndComment Do you like Taylor Swift? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Try a Motorola and a Dr. Pepper.@eatevilpenguins I can see SM sitting back drinking wine and twitting on an outdated Blackberry! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It's pronounced "duDE." @zoetza uses the word "dude" you know he really means it. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I really like to visist Svistsiterland. @ThroneOfPotter What is your favorite place to visist? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Obviously, Godzilla. Original character name played by Raymond Burr, Steve Martin. @DWindau What is your favorite japanese film monster? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Only as a pigeon. @klausfuture When will you be on 30 Rock again? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

How dare you. I AM CRUISE. @bgbird1016 did you do your own stunts in The Three Amigos? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Depends: Is your 4 year old a cat? @MattLovesYoohoo Any suggestions on how to get my 4 year old to stop eating cat treats? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

No, just turning into Shi. @MeghaPatel_ are you coming to Ga? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

See essay section of Twitter.@musicjnkie who is your favorite musician? And if you could play with ANY musician who would it be? — PolitiTweet.org