Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Uh oh. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Jack Reacher, fortunately, has not been hit by a single bullet. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

This Jack Reacher fellow is able to out drive ANYONE. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Driving Miss Daisy. RT @meredithann109: You could be watching any movie with this commentary. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Cars now appear to be chasing other cars in a reckless manner. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

"I can't do this anymore." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You mean my 3D glasses. RT @ktea11: @SteveMartinToGo Don't attempt to kick ass and do one liners at your age. You might drop the remote. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Jack Reacher mumbling, "What would Navin do." Amazing movie. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm enjoying the movie, however, "I'm sorry, can you please put a shirt on." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @seespotplay: Well excuuuuuude me! @SteveMartinToGo RT @MoRocca: Can someone define the verb in this Vegas ad for Jay Leno? http://t.co/… — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

"It's your last chance to walk away." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You're asking me to look at a cold-blooded killer, objectively. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

So you're Jack Reacher. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @TeriTynes: @SteveMartinToGo The smell of tweets takes me back to the old Twitter. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It works for a while, then, go blond. RT @stephenfry: @SteveMartinToGo Thinking of whitening my hair… — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Oh my God, some of these responses are actually four minutes old! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

If not here, where? RT @duke9555: @AmyTan Twitter is certainly not the place to discuss Proust — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Proust is, like, a guy, oh never mind idiot. RT @jamenta: @AmyTan I have not read Proust. What does he say? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I change my Twitter photo, and one day later @stephenfry changes his. So transparent. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Reading Proust. Doing the same.RT @AmyTan: Writing each sentence has purpose, but may not serve the novel. I discarded 4 chaps. 150+ pages. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Here’s our new lyric video of “Love Has Come for You.” Edie’s Brickell’s wonderful words made visible. http://t.co/KYKWwfORpA — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Oh, like, yeah, sure, really. RT @atari800: @SteveMartinToGo @Surakai9473 Bring back the monkey. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You're thinking of Napoleon. RT @Surakai9473: pont well taken sir — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The photographer, Sue Flood, gave me permission herself. RT @Willis151: better hope the penguins don't sue for using their likeness. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You talkin' to me? RT @Kieng_Alex:It would have been funnier if you had written "grammer" instead of "gramma". — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Saying goodnight now, meeting with Tom Stoppard to write tomorrow's tweets! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Just because we're leaving some letters off, doesn't mean we still don't use good gramma. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Don't you mean I'm a "egular Bo Hop?" Opps, NOT COOL. RT @chrispj53: In that case, you're a regular Bo Hop. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Leaving letters BEFORE word is NOT COOL. RT @and_dree_uh: i was going to correct u also about leaving an f off but its probably utile — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I was going to say "shooflenificism." RT @benshoof: @SteveMartinToGo you left the "glenifty" off "shooglenifty" — PolitiTweet.org