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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
It's an epidemic of discourtesy. RT @JohnnyOPSU:I really enjoyed seeing your show through the iPhone screen of the guy in front of me. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
This beautiful desert property for sale. http://t.co/2RrwAMBgF5 via @zite — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Loving Toronto today, a city I first came to in 1968, and bought a blue, one-piece, terry cloth jump suit. They were all the rage. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I get that. MT @JoyceCarolOates: You know you are not a "celebrity" when as you tread on red carpet, photographers lower cameras. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Did you win? RT @NickyFiddle: Third Royal Flush I've ever made was dealt to me last night aboard @SteveMartinToGo's bus — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Please, if you're in a darkened theatre watching a live show, don't check your phone. Your face lights up like the moon. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@AlbertBrooks I tried one of your homemade treats. Horrible. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I am really tired. Yawn. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
It really makes you cool if you write "yawn" after everything. "Martian rover sends back billion pixel image of Mars." Yawn. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Here's a link to a wonderful homemade video set to a song from my first album. http://t.co/Hy948JO1ly — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Getting lots of admiring looks in my new denim short-shirts and halter top. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I’m tired, but not quite. Actually, full of energy, but will be tired at some point. So, I’m exhausted, but not yet. Probably in 14 hours. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
The reason I haven't tweeted for a while is because I haven't written anything and then pressed "Tweet." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I'm up late. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
In Telluride, you never know if a Tweet is sent. RT @charliethevern: Is it like those pictures where you have to find the differences? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Tonight Telluride Bluegrass Festival, tomorrow THE WORLD, uh, I mean Stamford, Conn. @ediebrickell @SteepCanyon — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Edie will be there; didn't have room. @sisijoseph7 @SteepCanyon @MumfordAndSons @ediebrickell — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
All best wishes to Mumford's Ted Dwane, honored to face angry mob tomorrow at Telluride on their behalf. @SteepCanyon @MumfordAndSons — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Jimmy Hoffa ferociously digging and moving around underground. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Not if you really know me. RT @JoyceCarolOates: Steve Martin Look-Alike Competition discriminates against the dark-haired & female. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
There. I finally read the Internet. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I prefer: "Say the next line after she says hers!" RT @calderwa:Audience member at Hamlet: "Do the next line like you really mean it!" — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Spelling correction on last tweet. I read it seventeen times. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Fan at golf tourney: "Get in the hole!" Sitter for artist John Singer Sargent: "Paint the next stroke with fluidity and bravura!" — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Golf tournaments::"get in the hole!" Bluegrass concerts::"Hit the third string with your thumb at the second fret!" — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Honored to appear at Telluride on Thursday with @steepcanyon and @EdieBrickell, sorry it's to stand in for Mumford and Sons woes. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Science has shown it actually works. RT @stephenfry: anyone who shouts “Get in the hole!” during a golf tournament should be deported. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@dougfrance1 I don't have a link for that. It's in my book, Born Standing Up, too. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
"I saw the movie, I missed the book." Jonathan Winters. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
If ever I'm in a tough situation, I want Jack Reacher on my side. — PolitiTweet.org
