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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
If flipping magazine pages is a positive response, trusting wife just went nuts over my new rapper name and song. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Back to Speedos for over 65 set. RT @JoyceCarolOates: Full-length burka swimwear for men aged 45-onward might be good idea. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Between Twitter pic and new pseudonyms, trusting wife seems to be moving away from me lately. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
It seems trusting wife is not on board with QT-Pie. Trying now MY-T Mauz. Anxious for results. Performing go-with song in a few minutes. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I ignore trusting wife when she calls me Steve. She will learn to call me QT-Pie by end of week. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Trusting wife resisting my new QT-Pie handle. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
My new name is QT-Pie. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
You mean others, right?MT @deborahsolo: To keep New York from blacking out: set your air-conditioner thermostat at 77 or 78. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
RT @christhile: Clearly it should've been "timelsameously." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Working hard with @ediebrickell on our first workshop production of our musical, Bright Star. A joy to be involved with cast and crew. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Policy shift: I will be using less torture in my banjo show negotiations. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Any good shrink knows who really hated the cans. RT @Gorillacookies6: Wasn't it the guy who was shooting at you who hated those cans? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I no longer hate the cans. MT @carlreiner: Today, "The Jerk" popped on! I watched the first ten minutes and taped it for later viewing. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Browsing for a new Twitter pic. RT @trisamoss: @SteveMartinToGo Uh oh, I think Mr. Martin dozed off... — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Oh sure, that's your answer for everything. RT @djosher: @eatevilpenguins Japanese pony mounting instructions. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
That will be the night. RT @alanou:@eatevilpenguins OMG! Someone has out non sequitered Mr. Steve Martin! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Huh? RT @eatevilpenguins: online 2 get ON is like a profolatic you must know @ min 2 jump in without a care as long as success is achevied — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I think the word you're looking for is "too."MT @progresstinator: I don't believe in God but with that IQ what do you have to loose? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
How do I get online? RT @Rufust45: There are IQ tests you can take online. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Current IQ, based on intuition only, 79. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
As I don't know my IQ, they don't know, either. RT @MaysWojo: Mr Martin, I read that you had an IQ of 142. Is this estimate too low? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Rethinking career path. RT @DavidSpade: In la these days doing a sex tape is like doing a pilot — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Whoa Nelly! #Amazon is offering my album with @ediebrickell for $5. http://t.co/XV2yLoxfRF — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
An honest man is found in Wilkes-Barre! Thank you, sir! RT @CBSPittsburgh: Stranger comes to the aid of comedian and returns his wallet! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
The secret life of celebrities: Jigsaw puzzles are completed by agents and managers, yet feeling of accomplishment is the same. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
The secret life of celebrities: Daily, early morning, donkey rides. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Second leg of summer tour results are in: I timed my socks and underwear to a T! Not one wasted packing niche! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Sit-down comics should be deported, for all I careMT @JoyceCarolOates: Cruelly discriminatory work silent on the state of sit-down comics. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
The ergonomic design of this toothbrush guarantees it will turn hard side to the teeth once in the mouth! http://t.co/9c3kfkBFly — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
RT @SteveMartinToGo: Amazon is doing a sale on my Ebook, Born Standing Up. I guess they're trying to get rid of them. http://t.co/0Zx6uTJNwr — PolitiTweet.org
