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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Tweet slump now over with this little gem: "Who can work out the hidden message BUY A NEW ROOMBA in this message?" — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Follower out thinks me. RT @jdshipp07: you think your slump is bad ? The NSA just unfollowed me — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
So many tweeters beat me to my own punch line. Considering skydiving sans balloon. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Unfollowing myself for lack of inspirational tweets. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Dog unfollows, and he's on a leash. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Wife just unfollowed me. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
At least tweet slump only goes out to FOUR MILLION PEOPLE. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Tweet slump. It happens. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I so appreciate that fact. RT @SidBeers: @SteveMartinToGo you blew it steve — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
It hurt real bad. RT @louise__lep: @SteveMartinToGo mistype kinda hurt the joke huh? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
The confused, but happy, grammarian says, "I can't get no satisfaction." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I'm just too shy to tweet. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Aw, RIP Eydie Gorme. http://t.co/sv1aSwepnR — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Here's a link our performance of "Asheville" on Conan last night: http://t.co/Xz95dxUHxk — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Backstage with Conan rehearsing a "comedy bit" for tonight. @ConanOBrien @SteepCanyon @ediebrickell http://t.co/2uRCeVwIN6 — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
No ma'am is an island. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
My one claim to fame is that I'm famous. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Preparing for Wednesday's appearance at Hollywood Bowl with @ediebrickell and @SteepCanyon by eating cake and donuts, so I can be seen. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Preparing for Tuesday's appearance on @ConanOBrien by doing sit-ups and eating kale. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
A lot of my followers seem to think THEY'RE the one who's not hosting. I am the one who's not hosting. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I'm taking a new approach to hosting the Oscars this year by not hosting. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
@edhelms Cooked, or alive? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Dang, another small turnout. http://t.co/RjB3GYH2xA — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Appearing tonight in Indianapolis; vanishing tomorrow in the same city. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
And now, see personalized ads on your eyelids. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
If joke go Wong frog me, ok for joke go Wong from you. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Sum time joke go wrong. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Make that "ick" ly. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I was spelling it fo-net-it-ly for all nations. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Brek-y is English. RT @porters: Someone I thought was a good friend just called breakfast "break-y." — PolitiTweet.org
