Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That is fine in college. RT @kevingiampa @MsBeeton Are you telling me I can't copy someone else's work and pass it off as my own? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Steven Wright said that. RT @bswaldron: @SteveMartinToGo @MsBeeton lol — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Well, of course. RT @MsBeeton: there's intellectual copyright on jokes now? #worldgonemad — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @MrDoodyHead: Yes. @SteveMartinToGo I love steven wright, but you think he's the only person ever to have that particular thought? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I can't believe Steven Wright stole my joke before I retweeted it. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Can't delete that retweet. Credit to Steven Wright for the "sponge" joke, evidently. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@MayhewCam Seriously? I'll delete if true. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm at a restaurant. My treat. What's three percent of $550? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Just got word on new iPhone feature: "An atomic clock based on ytterbium atoms that keeps perfect time for the age of the universe." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Another silly, ridiculous, celebrity's baby name: Carmen Gabriela Baldwin. Oh, wait, nevermind. Congratulations. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Problem? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm making money in my spare time by working. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Me, playing banjo with an unknown: http://t.co/cQ6XRqszfo — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Was that Edward Estlin or Englebert Edwardo? RT @GarryShandling: e.e. cummings heckled me one night. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Mathematicians say Pi rounds off to 3.14159265359. But what's your opinion? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @JoyceCarolOates: Why if a person can't remember that he has told a story 1,129 times, can he remember the story unvarying in each sylla… — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

These are words I have forgotten. Thank you. RT @chickiej1: Steve, be courteous, kind and forgiving...be gentle and peaceful each day. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I didn't say I was Don Nottingham. RT @breakofDon: I AM Nottingham...are you saying I'm nothing, Mr. Mouthing? #autocorrectfail — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Without auto-correct, I am Nottingham. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm still here; just tinkin' about tings. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Wrong notes. RT @hemo_jr: “♬ When you’re all alone…♪" ♬ And you’re feeling abject…♩.Isn't it fun…♬ ♫…to Tweet with auto-correct! ♭” — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

“…to Tweet with auto-correct!” — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

“And you’re feeling abject….Isn’t it fun…” — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Sing it with me: “When you’re all alone…” — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

"Condo made of Stona" elegant rhyme. RT @CaptTouchback: Criticism from the man who wrote "King Tut". #CondoMadeOfStone-a — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I guess I am. RT @elizabethnacca1: @SteveMartinToGo Your so mean, Steve. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I hope it's not a grammar party. RT @CarlH304: I'am having a big party in 10 years and your invited. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You think I'm kidding? http://t.co/fOYSNahPyP — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Birthday going well; surprised that there was no surprise party. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You've probably never experienced banjo slump either. @AlbertBrooks I feel your pain even though I have never experienced it. — PolitiTweet.org