Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Just saw this "leaf" on my porch. http://t.co/B6CbGkliqq — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Second disgusting picture of Martin Short on stage eating donuts. http://t.co/jkVFloMppC — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Live on stage with Martin Short http://t.co/2cfEaUKA1H — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm way, way, up in the mountains where there are only animated cartoon bears. RT @luvtheraps:Canada has tv's — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

But I don't have a TV. RT @ErrantParadigm: @SteveMartinToGo Comedy network shows Conan at midnight here in Canada. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I would watch if I wasn't in Canada. RT @carlreiner: Never had a better night on a TV as far as being funny, & charming, Thanks Conan! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm proud to win an honorary Oscar this year. A salute to comedy and all the great people I've worked with. http://t.co/0XDAZd5pWs — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

My dog Wally is attached to Marty Short in a weird, romantic, way. http://t.co/yz4DedVvEP — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I care.MT @carlreiner: I don't know why you'd care but for tonight's dinner, I'm eating boiled chicken feet I made yesterday. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Trusting wife loves that I'm tweeting during dinner! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That's what's so great! There is! RT @JackVossy: isn't there some labor law against this... — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Just bought a gasoline powered Tesla! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The secret life of celebrities: Tiny stems are removed from our morning blueberries by interns. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I feel it would be wrong for the US to launch a strike against the VMAs at this time. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Arrive VMA'S! Banjo twerking. Crowd goes wild. Bears. More bears. Cleaning crew! Costume change. Mankini! Waiting 4 reviews. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I thought it would be fun for some of my followers to see backstage at the Hollywood Bowl. http://t.co/YZcD7Dw3zW — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

At Hollywood Bowl to see Yo-Yo Ma, Thile, and Co. I hope they don't ask me up to play Bach's Bm Mass. I only know it in F sharp. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Saying goodnight now. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I was retweeting bad spelling. @FrostyPixie — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That would be "gibberish." RT @T_Hennessy: Fuck off Steve, I'd like to think im kinda smart but I can't understand your giberish — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Here's a photo I don't know. In case you think I'm a newbie on the banjo. "@__013 Love the coffeehouse Steve. http://t.co/oD7OTjavkH" — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Finally, someone got the metaphor. RT @DaveFriedel: @SteveMartinToGo I love your funny arrow thru the penis gag. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Your response is TOO MILD. RT @demolitiongrl: I have no idea what's happening but I am OUTRAGED — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Absolutely. Look for one in 2036. RT @stephenmmayes: any plans for another comedy album? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I think I said his joke was great. RT @cressesgirl22: did you just say you're happy he's dead?! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Mitch is finite, right? Because that's great. RT @wallyfishman "I'm against picketing, I just don't know how to show it." Mitch Hedberg — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Just got word that Steven Wright stealing jokes from himself RIGHT NOW. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

NObody did funny banjo before me, except Uncle Dave Macon, Stringbean, KingstonTrio, RT @RealKenan: I was doing the funny banjo bit in 1868 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Clearly a Steven Wright joke that I just thought up. RT @pongskull: @ I bought powdered water but I don't know what to add to it. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It has been now. RT @Evanescence7041: A man walks into a bar, ouch, it was an iron bar. Why has that not been copyrighted? — PolitiTweet.org