Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I've got an important meeting today, and I've decided to just be myself: King of the Zombies. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Amazon offering a special price on download of my recording with @ediebrickell http://t.co/mZ94lGetNt — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I think "avowal" would have beg a better word. RT @SharpSharpy: @SteveMartinToGo how do I change my screen resolution? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Press alt-F8 and that won't be a problem. RT @MrSteelerHart: Steve I've been a fan of your career since 1980. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Plug the one thingy into the other thingy and press "refresh."RT @jmcavazos: how can I get my laptop to display two screen monitor — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Nobody tells the Techmaster how to run thing! RT @sistasupport: @MelissaJBond turn some apps off that are running in the background — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Seriously, my Twitter app and Tweetdeck app are stalling so badly I have to sign off. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You start tweeting. RT @edenfootball: @SteveMartinToGo what happens if I put the left earbud in my right ear? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Most of the really good tablets have been banned by the FDA.RT @chris_dabom: what is the best tablet on the market today? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That question is beneath me. RT @techievetter: is this SSD drive compatible with my 3450 chipset? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Put the BluRay disc into the VHS slot. Stir. RT @matthewjschmitz: How can I transfer my blu-ray movies onto VHS? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

First , yo download a...what?RT @tashlee: @SteveMartinToGo who are your literary heroes? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

There is no such hotel. You are in Omaha. RT @jatexeira: I'm at Sheraton Times Square and my tv's picture is fuzzy. What gives? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

People, when they sit down. RT @lorymishra: @SteveMartinToGo who makes the best laptops? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Your best password is hidden in this tweet KEITHMBOWER RT @KeithBowerStats" what should I use for my password? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Easy! Press down on F8, pat your head and rub your tummy. RT @JMYeiser:How do I restart my computer in safe mode? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I am currently having technical difficulties. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Please, no swearing. RT @MelissaJBond: How can I extend the life of the battery on my new iPhone 5S? It's really sucking power — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I've always found it will back down when interviewed. RT @muddymudskipper: @SteveMartinToGo what does usb stand for? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Answering your tech questions now. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm waiting for the call from the NY Times to be their new tech guy. MT @Pogue: After 13 years, I’m leaving the NY Times. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

A current movie review called a movie not just unforgettable, but "totally unforgettable." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Announcing my next project!: Cheating on the 10k run. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It's so beautiful where I am today that it makes me wonder where I am. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

For bluegrass fans, this poster from Carnegie Hall from 1974 might please you: http://t.co/Sw2vUiydXt — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Mars Curiosity Rover? RT @kevin_nealon: Any guesses? http://t.co/U9Ly9aRFBX — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm selling my memoir of my banjo career for a three-figure deal. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Oh, I'm so scared. Really. I'm not scared. Not scared. http://t.co/JiUoZL7WXZ — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

My new dessert: A cheese tray and Lipitor. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Today is "clean out the closet" day. Found another closet. — PolitiTweet.org