Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Typo: "Godfather." RT @alstonboy4315: @SteveMartinToGo Grandfather of comedy............. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Steve Martin, master of the late afternoon, sexy Tweet. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

My new iPad Air weighs 1lb, but fully charged it weighs 2.4lbs. Evidently I'm using "heavy" electricity. I also must use lighter apps. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That would be "Pointy Birds." RT @who8mylunch: You quoted a short goofy poem in Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid. Something about a bird? Help?? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I do. A Gibson Flying V. Or maybe it's a Fender. RT @QUINTtastic: do you still have the toot uncommon album guitar? so cool! what is it? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Breaking News: Toronto mayor to advise Dolphins on locker room protocol! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Fun and hijinx in the Miami Dolphins'locker room similar to those at my monthly flower arranging class! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Only eight months to get your tickets for me, @ediebrickell and @SteepCanyon at the Hollywood Bowl for July 4th. http://t.co/SHZpJXVISq — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @art21: Our @WilliamWegman/@SteveMartinToGo post (http://t.co/AHqWgtYDa0) feat. on Tumblr Radar (Thanks @Tumblr!) http://t.co/NQ8RNxdYjm — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Don't forget to set your clocks forward, like, 48 minutes. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Well, it's 00:00 where I am, time for bed! G'nite all! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Don't you mean, "it was?" RT @Lovethe1ur: @SteveMartinToGo Now it's 7:13 here in California. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It is currently one hundred years before 7:14. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I think you might be referring to the current premier, Ding Dong. RT @huffmanlaw: and in North Korea where it is ding ding time — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Sorry, had to retweet. RT @zvc584: @SteveMartinToGo That males me want to eat fondue. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

In Newfoundland, it is same time as in Fond-Du-Lac. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Except in China. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Sorry, I was dealing with BCE. I should have been working with AD. Please disregard previous tweets. It is currently 7:03pm AD. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Current temperature is 55 degrees Fahrenheit (world average). At 46 after 30 before the hour. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It is now 65 minutes after 10 before the hour. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It's very hard to write an enduring tweet, yet, "53 after the hour" is just that. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm your new Twitter Clock: it is currently 51 minutes after the hour. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

isnein, 475nd79, 45#@* (Cat now typing tweets). — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

On another topic, it's very hard to believe it's only 6:45. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Just learned that the NSA has figured out how to log onto Twitter and read my feed. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

All you need to make it perfect is Bo Welch and Eugene Levy. http://t.co/miuLWJo3Az — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

When you're dining with Martin Short and Catherine O'Hara life is almost perfect. http://t.co/vuWSJ6Xrvb — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

My friend @deborahsolo new book on Norman Rockwell got a great review in the NY Times. http://t.co/SrvFiBpSP0 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Lots of tears, and now they're singing "Bodacious, America." — PolitiTweet.org