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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Gracias, Eric! RT @EricIdle: Congratulations to Steve Martin on his Academy Award. Now please make sure my beautiful wife gets home alone! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Riding home from the Academy Governors Awards. Proud and happy. Many lifelong friends were there. http://t.co/XH8MEz8er2 — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Perhaps my name will be in the phonebook. RT @dtdietzel: You're somebody now! — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Humblebrag? This was a brag. MT @michaelpilla: Very well-deserved. And might I nominate that tweet for #humblebrag of the year? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Same reason Kubrik did 2001. MT @drunkasthedevil: why do Gilbreths story Cheaper by the Dozen other than the title & idea of family — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Won't be able to live Tweet my Academy Award honorary Oscar ceremony tomorrow because I'll be crying and blubbering. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Really, no problem: "Al Qaeda-linked rebels apologize after beheading wrong man." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
RT @StuartxThomson: @SteveMartinToGo Hope my San Diego Sunny Afternoons can get a win against the Houston Handicrafts this week — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
That would be the Carolina Melonballers. RT @LaDeeDods: Do you know who's playing the Louisiana Ladies in Waiting this week? — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Current score: Alabama Candied Yams, 3, Mississippi Armed Insurgents, 26,089. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Uh oh. Problematic matchup between the Seattle Bowling Balls and the Atlanta Bowling Pins. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Kinder, gentler, NFL. The Miami Heirloom Tomatoes will be playing the San Diego Perfect Gentlemen. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
NFL has ordered Miami to change nickname from Dolphins to Heirloom Tomatoes. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
They were very convincing last week against the Guanos. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Going with the Wisconsin Cantaloupes in their game this Sunday against the Philadelphia Picayunes. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
For the past two weeks I was on jury duty. Seriously. I highly recommend it. I did not tweet about it because that would have been wrong. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Name that city and you win it! http://t.co/EbnpeXcCnm — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
What type of questions will you answer or should I wait till the fair?MT @rayadverb: at 7:30 I'll answer questions at the Miami Book Fair. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Oh, almost 7pm where I am. Sexy tweets must end at some point. It's late. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Now getting hungry and could use a glass of water. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Twitter followers increase by dozens during "sexy Tweets." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Obviously, Norm is following my sexy Tweets.RT @normmacdonald: Miami will start at the 9 with 4 minutes left in the half. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Labrador lying next to me panting. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Now wearing man-hat with feather and tight tee while typing provocative and alluring double entendre Tweets (if you get my meaning). — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Wearing hat with brim turned down while "issuing" sexy, down low Tweets to lure above 18 followers to enhance Twitter value. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
So far, sexy Tweets not going so well. Trying to boost followers for Twitter IPO. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
My ample breasts...DELETE. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I'm wearing tight, tight shoes that caress my toes. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
My loins are on fire. Actually. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
My thighs are taut like string cheese. — PolitiTweet.org
