Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Isn't it depressing when someone says something nice about you and you realize it wasn't a front page review in the New York Times? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Great news for my friend Amy Tan RT @AmyTan . The Valley of Amazement is #2 and rising according to Boston Globe's Book Review. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I heartily agree! RT @rayadverb: You know what we don't get enough information about, in this country? Celebrities. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Okay. I give up. I'm in the market for a man purse. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Was enjoying watching the game, then realized it was a sit-com. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I, just, found, a, whole, bunch, of, commas. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I have some extra commas and I'd like to give them away to those less fortunate: ,,,,,,,,,,,, — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Whatever your religion, I want to wish you all a Merry Christmas. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Football players are such weenies. I'm injured all the time while writing, yet I continue. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

"The tight pants blue and whites." MT @GarretLebois: @SteveMartinToGo They should be required to dress as aptly named. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm watching "Cowboys"play "Bears," yet, they are not dressed as such. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Forgive me if I say that "Love Has Come for You" also nominated for Americana Grammy for best song. http://t.co/Cb0LuYYY8R — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Wardrobe malfunction at halftime! My robe came open. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The halftime show is a chess game. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Is the game I'm watching the Super Bowl? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I wish I could send out the same tweet twice. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Downer. RT @BSingh_tronno: braggart — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Hey Howard! Grammy Nom for @ediebrickell and me! Best Americana Album. @HowardStern Banjo lives. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Whoa! Grammy nomination for @ediebrickell and me for Love Has Come for You! Best Americana Album. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @HiLoCultCrit: @SteveMartinToGo Congrats re American Songwriter's Best 50 Albums 2013. Well deserved; great record. @ediebrickell + yo… — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

What a nice thing to say. RT @JoyceCarolOates: Romantic fireside dinner on cold damp December night & "Love Has Come For You"-- — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You have to love the Mandela life. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Felonius Kundera? Of course! RT @HereLiesKarenin: You know Kundera? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

By Kundera:@ABFalecbaldwin When the is custom to divulge another's private life, the highest stake is the disappearance of the individual. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Sometimes the New York Times doesn't put front page news anywhere in the newspaper. http://t.co/bOrakYdIXf — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Amazon drone trying to pretend it's my hat to enter posh party. I'm okay with that. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I had just pressed "order," WHAP! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I had ordered a Cheerio. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

An Amazon drone just landed in my mouth. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm getting a lot of credit for an ironic Direct Message that went public.RT @SteveMartinToGo: I don't get it. I really really don't get it. — PolitiTweet.org