Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Depends. Are your hands numb? RT @suebrophey: @SteveMartinToGo ... is it "I feel badly" or "I feel bad"? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Well of course. Jeesh. RT @ChimAllen: Spanish grammar question. Is 'The 3 Amigos' called 'Los Tres Friends' in Spanish? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Need to ask: Are you hiding from the cops, or putting books on the bottom row? RT @markstweets: Is it "lying low" or "laying low"? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

"Your" is appropriate when home, paying for your own commas. "You're" perfect when at the office. RT @Honda5gs: Is it your or you're? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I loved your Tweet to me! RT @ScotW4321: What's a good example of irony? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

At parties, but not galas. RT @MrVinnieSays: during which occasions should my sentences have semicolons instead of full colons? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Oh...really? RT @goldenwoof: That second "it's" should be "its." Maybe YOU should be the one submitting grammar questions. ;) — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Depends. Are you shopping for real estate? RT @MayemSnyph: @SteveMartinToGo is it "alot" or "a lot"? I forget — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

"Should of" is clearly more correRTly. @MariaPazMS: is it 'should of' or 'should've'? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That should be, grammar questions. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It's grammar day! Please submit your grammar here, to it's place of proper! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Perhaps by lying low. RT @IamJackTorrance: Today is the one year anniversary of me following you on twitter. How shall we celebrate it? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I think the corrrect spelling is "meltt." RT @LyndaGStevenson: I don't care if you can spell: My Blue Heaven."You can melt all this stuff!" — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm only tweeting now to move my misspelling of "Neanderthal" down one tweet. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Latest DNA evidence shows that Neaderthals were highly inbred. Hence the name, Neaderthals. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

My War on Christmas not going so well this year. Bought a carload of presents and now I'm drunk on eggnog. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Uh oh. Trusting wife online buying replacement cartridges for the same printer I recommended to Khloé — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Khloé just called asking what printer to buy. Further proof that we are "just friends." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Now trying to downplay the Khloé/Stevé thing with trusting wife. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Be sure to check out my new album, "Just Friends with Khloé Kardashian." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Despite rumors, Khloé Kardashian and I are "just friends." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Going off now to binge on Homeland. I know, I know, years late. After that, season one of Seinfeld. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

In My Huge Opinion? RT @ILiveonaFarm: Merry Christmas to you. You are the funniest man in the world ... IMHO — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I forget which way I'm supposed to look at the emoticon. RT @andrewjames1992: I love your movies, Steve! You are a comedy genius! :) — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Now that you mention it....MT @munchies637: I think U R mean spirited & full of Urself. What U do is esoteric, uninspired & insincere — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That didn't stop me. RT @carlreiner: Will resume tweeting next week, if I think of something interesting or mildly witty. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Right now, I'm multi-tasking. Tweeting, and waiting for Indian food to arrive. AND NOW IT'S ARRIVING! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You have a well-placed apostrophe. That's a rarity in these he-ah parts. RT @Meggie_Joy: I think you’re hilarious. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

60% is not 65%. RT @snowstillfalls: I'm 60% sure my reply to @SteveMartinToGo was funny... Hoping for my first ever SteveMartin retweet... — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

What did I just say? Not front page of the NY Times. RT @GarryCasey: Hey Steve. I genuinely love your film LA Story. — PolitiTweet.org