Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Here are my thoughts and explanations of the last few days events: http://t.co/3Fw6rUUTDU — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

If I can get the link to work. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I understand it might be overkill to my followers, but I would like the larger media (or is it smaller media?) to hear me. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I will be posting a link to a full explanation of my Twitter imbroglio over the last few days shortly. If I can get the link to work. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

A nice apology is on Twitchy about the misquote on Salon and TMZ:If we misinterpreted his joke (and we think we probably did), we apologize. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

TMZ has now corrected their error. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The misquoted version is on TMZ. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

.@ImNotHereAreYou My tweet was highly inappropriate. Sadly, there is a misquoted version around with the implications you write about. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @GarryShandling: If this isn't the shortest day of the year I don't know what is. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

During the run of the play he mentioned, "I wrote a play." Yeah, sure, right. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

A bit of trivia: Pulitzer Prize playwright Tracy Letts was the first actor to play the bartender in my play "Picasso at the Lapin Agile." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I did apologize. But again, a second later I realized what an offensive thing I'd done. Deep bow. @JustCindeh — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Yeah, I learned that. @prissperry @illmami — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Retire for the night, that is. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm going to retire now. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Fly to England. Go to Eton. See if you are beaten with a cricket bat.RT@ScottChernin:how to know if I'm using "you're" or "your" correctly? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

By the stares. RT @Firegal_01: @SteveMartinToGo How can I tell if I'm using affect or effect correctly? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

No than. RT @RenfieldCullen3: @SteveMartinToGo Proper use of the word 'gay'? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

"Then" is a prepostional conjuctive, while "than" is a misspelling of "thank." RT @therusch345: what's the difference between then and than? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Legos or conman? RT @BrentSGambill: @SteveMartinToGo Is it set up or setup? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Sorry about that. RT @illmami: I'm not totally offended but I don't want to be the one saying it. It was witty. But nawl. Not today. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

@illmami In retrospect, bad joke. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Scouring pad or desperate cry for help? =RT @oopsiamdead: @SteveMartinToGo is it S-O-S or S.O.S? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Modestly, actually, both. RT @BanjoPope: `@SteveMartinToGo Was your last tweet 'historical' or 'hysterical?' — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Oh my! RT @ioniboni: @SteveMartinToGo what's the difference between hung and hanged — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Are they at your house now, or are you watching the movie? RT @KevBrownCanada: Three Amigos ARE fantastic or Three Amigos IS fantastic? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Sorry, I just don't get it. RT @thor_thunder: @SteveMartinToGo I once fought a "bear" with my "bare" hands!! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You can. And you must trust me on this. RT @mrkclcsn: @SteveMartinToGo Why can't I start a sentence with "and"? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

E-lipses very good for virtual kissing. RT @JocelynnDrake: can you show me an effective use of an ellipses? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Certainly not boxers. RT @justanothergary: @SteveMartinToGo How to keep my participles from dangling? — PolitiTweet.org