Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

No, but very good publicity. RT @vivacinonna: You do realize you're insane, right? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Preparing for shows in Niagara Falls with Martin Short by not preparing. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Let me be the first to tweet about the 2018 earthquake. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Mole people set free by La Habra quake run from house to house tilting paintings. No time for me to use bubble level. Have to eyeball it. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

New bubble for bubble level just delivered by Amazon drone. I'm in business! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I feel my bubble level has been tampered with. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It is my personal mission to level out every wall photo thrown askew by La Habra's 5.3 earthquake. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I am currently holding up a tree. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Just felt another 0.2 quake. I'm very sensitive and nervous. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I, personally, battled the earthquake and defeated the creatures from beneath earth's core. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I felt the earth move under my feet. Los Angeles earthquake. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Already started that years ago. RT @SarahKSilverman: Look in the mirror less — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Was going to see Noah but rain kept me at home. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The world is not creating enough news. I need a new headline every hour. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Saying goodnight now. 'nite, Twitterverse! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I would not. Too many errors. MT @FZelkowitz: if you saw something wrong on your Wikipedia page, would you try to correct it? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Not the latest DVD/CD. #Bestbuy. MT @RedReddest: @jparf allow me to interject.i'd like to note that your music is also available on spotify. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Finally. Try #Bestbuy. RT @jparf: @SteveMartinToGo where can I buy your music? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Page 2,045,087,004 of Googling myself: RT @chickenscrap_: @SteveMartinToGo my dad really hates your movies — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Thank you for your kind reply. RT @emmaecoops: @SteveMartinToGo Your responses are so sassy. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Do you know something I don't? RT @dimexoch: Never die @SteveMartinToGo, please! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Not the way you spell it. RT @TexasBrandon: @SteveMartinToGo any chance for a 3 ameigos 2?? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You can download my latest private home video here: "Yeahlikethisisreallyalink" — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The BetaMax is 18¢. RT @john_ivanoff: @SteveMartinToGo I saw a VHS copy of Bowfinger for 22¢ yesterday. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Yet, you did. RT @jumpinmurphy: @SteveMartinToGo i didnt want to say anything — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Somehow, that came out wrong. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I was in the living room congratulating myself, when my wife walked in. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I Googled myself for the first time tonight. If you ever Google yourself, don't read to the end. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

If Turkey can't read my tweets what's the point? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Here's my interview, on at 7pm PDT, on NPR tonight. http://t.co/nWdn9xPLDj — PolitiTweet.org