Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That is a highly likely description. MT @AmandaFromDixie: I met a lady in Alabama who was your bodyguard. Said you were nice, but reclusive. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

If Elvis is dead, then who am I having lunch with? RT @EricIdle: @Longbroscomedy I'll ask him this weekend..... Can't wait to see him. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Shot for Rolling Stone, it was never run. MT @wlxqzme: This is such a great photo, what's the story behind it? http://t.co/f1jQ96KtU4 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm increasingly dissatisfied with "alphabetical order." Wouldn't ABDEFC be better? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Sorry to hear about the death of Gordon Willis, cinematographer of Annie Hall, Pennies from Heaven, and more. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Threw open my windows on this glorious L.A. day to the sound of polluting, illegal, leaf blowers. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @WRDCarty: @SteveMartinToGo @sspring211 any reminiscing on the former shortage of Times New Roman periods? http://t.co/afbUpbmjxw — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I am being goaded. I'm not a grammarian. MT @Firegal_01: Last time you discussed grammar on it didn't go too well. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

A semicolon should always be an emoticon. RT @sspring211: @SteveMartinToGo Please tell us the proper way to use a semi colon. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You may be correct, yet I am also incorrect. MT @BanjoPope: @itsmorgen The implication is that 'nazi,' in this case, has a generic usage. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That's when I first joined Twitter. RT @Joey_Chapman: why is your profile picture from 2000? :/ — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I think that would be "Nazi." RT @itsmorgen: I love that you're a grammar nazi. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I think you misspelled "Lounge." RT @MadShangi: Bowfinger... best film I've seen from you in a LONG time. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

There is no joke. It's just my form of boring. RT @TorNotTV: @vladnagea is there a joke here? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Could have sworn it was Wordsworth. Seriously. RT @vladnagea: "Dover Beach" by Matthew Arnold http://t.co/XlV7wirnAB — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

WARNING! This Tweet contains graphic language: "The sea is calm tonight, the moon lies fair upon the straits." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

DO NOT READ THIS if you suffer from Post-Tweet Stress Disorder. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I've stepped into it. I love all my female co-stars exactly equally. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I realize there are too many to name. Of course Bernadette! RT @TamaTamaFoFama: @alrad I was hoping you'd say Bernadette Peters. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Love, love Goldie. RT @chrispj53: @SteveMartinToGo @alrad How about @goldiehawn? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Most obvious are Diane Keaton & Meryl Streep. RT @alrad: Of all the ladies you have been in films with, who did you enjoy working with most? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

This is so wrong of me to Tweet a good review of last Friday's show in Eugene, Or. http://t.co/bzn8pOmWkW — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Bus life on the road with @ediebrickell and @Steepcanyon. We sit in a row to maintain order. http://t.co/8CKF1TA3Sn — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Since we're talking about music, please remember to @listencarefully to avoid noise-induced hearing loss. 1 in 8 kids and teens has it. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Edie's and my Grammy for "Love Has Come for You"has arrived! http://t.co/18CcJwDF3J — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Tonight's amazing show in Victoria, BC overshadowed by previous cute dog Tweet. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @SteveMartinToGo: I would say this is fairly cute, but unfortunately taken in prison. RT @PlagueLovers: http://t.co/VRrOYk8zIv — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

RT @hemo_jr: @SteveMartinToGo This may have caused an upwelling of resentment. http://t.co/9TQfkHy39g — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

And now we are being invaded from cute world. RT @evanmobile: @tomheemskerk if you like that you'll love this! http://t.co/CMhQ3AjFsz — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

We have now left the real world and entered cute world. MT @tomheemskerk: On the right is Tuva as a pup. http://t.co/MIMmXhDRRS — PolitiTweet.org