Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

So glad you didn't put the space between the "g' and "e." RT @jeffredman5: you are a legend — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'll put it on my calendar! RT @Kathtastik: So excited you/re playing Ottawa Jazz fest this weekend! http://t.co/ThHnWxV7gu — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

At a place thingy. Jeesh. RT @JennlovesTWD: where in Hartford? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Oh man, you're really bugging me.MT @mickscal: my parents and I saw you in a restaurant 20 years ago. We didn't bother you. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

All of them. RT @jperk1: any movies in the future? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Dude! RT @RDPomin: Did you get to keep any props from Three Amigos? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm standing right next to you. RT @ErikJones1502: you gonna be in Tennessee anytime soon? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That price is to be in the band. RT @NicGardiner0: Wish I could see you in Dallas, $200 for a ticket is something I dont have :( — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm excited to play in Hartford, CT on Thursday! When I think of bluegrass and comedy, I think of Hartford, and some initials! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Actually, Lithgow scene is my favorite. I had forgotten. RT @saquino34: we want to see the John Litgow scene! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

There's a reason we delete scenes. MT@FrontlineFire: Possible that a remaster of LA Story with deleted scenes will ever be released? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Playing in Portsmouth, NH tomorrow. Some say that bluegrass and comedy don't go together, but those people are just audiences and critics. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I didn't watch the World Cup today because I have trouble with geography. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Watching a great production of Shakespeare, but the play, Much Ado About Nothing, seems like a lot of hoopla concerning minor issues. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

No, because it says I recommended it. RT @do_rand: no I think that's targeted — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Twitter should do something about phony weight-loss spam that appears periodically in my feed and I assume other's. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

We're on equal footing! MT @JoyceCarolOates: Hoping I will be involved too since I have not seen script, or offered a role. Fingers crossed! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

So excited to read I'm doing Father of the Bride 3 since I haven't seen a script or been offered the role! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm doing it right now. Oh so casual. MT @JoyceCarolOates: @accidental575 How does one "act like" he/she doesn't do sit-ups? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Check out this Americana version of our national song. RT @SteepCanyon performs "The Star-Spangled Banner" http://t.co/1D718MPLAu — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Accidental? RT @accidental575: Look at them, all thin / with flat stomachs, acting like / they don't do sit-ups. / #accidentalhaiku — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The songwriter and painter Carole Bayer Sager. RT @RobVMack: Who painted your Twitter picture? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Some people thought I was being ironic. I wasn't. RT @cshortman78: @SteveMartinToGo boohoo England, you prick!! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Boo hoo. Sorry England. #WorldCup — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Whoa! That watch again! #WorldCup — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I want that watch! — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Studying up for my next film, "Yowling With Pain Over Nothing.' — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Look at them, all thin with flat stomachs, acting like they don't do sit-ups. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Each team seems bent on victory, which, to me, is a turn off. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I am watching, and I have an interesting take on the game: I am wondering who will win.RT @gooniematt: are you not watching England play? — PolitiTweet.org