Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I just invented a great, easy, diet: Convince yourself you're not overweight! #patentpending — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Love these paintings by Caillebotte. Known As A Collector, Gustave Caillebotte Gets His Due As A Painter http://t.co/uMW9thaWCh via @nuzzel — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I like to hang out in appliance stores so I can interact with the fans. #notsogoodbutIhadtosayittogetitoffmychest. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That's the archaic spelling. https://t.co/8pT7qxi1sL — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Government forces me to take evil hummingbird to animal resque. http://t.co/tAlDBlafAR — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Today I easily passed the "have photo taken" segment at the DMV for my driver's license renewal. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

That dang Pluto flyby is causing turbulence on my flight to New York. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Congratulations to NASA - and the human race - for the profound accomplishment of the Pluto flyby. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Just another night backstage with Marty and Letterman. http://t.co/XeW8MXrwze — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

A big comedy night for Marty and me in San Antonio. Surprise guest, David Letterman. http://t.co/tuHSv7trb2 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

This is not the best service for an obit to be on. https://t.co/oM8CgFGrxz — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

This is a show I would pay to see. However, I would prefer to be comped. https://t.co/0mE4IWqGlU — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

You won't believe what just happened. Walking toward my computer, I tripped over my turntable cord, fell headfirst into a plate of steamed.. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm sorry, that night I'm attending a different screening on a garage wall https://t.co/Cg0kvvzEvz — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Would love to but I'll be OOT. https://t.co/6xq2QBbeK7 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm so glad to be out of California. Now I can flush for Number 1. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Walking toward my computer, I tripped on an empty Coke can and accidentally hit retweet. https://t.co/ii5KMj0mh2 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Congrats guys. See you in San Antonio on Friday. https://t.co/v4Q8q9denZ — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

There's a spider on your screen. http://t.co/DYGTGjcVKR — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Found this beautiful banjo today. Listen to Rosie by The Lowest Pair on @AppleMusic. https://t.co/xpFVCDZZ4b http://t.co/X4CAtS2DIU — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Noam Pikelny joins Martin banjo prize board https://t.co/0eyGnBeom1 via @sharethis — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Dang it! Congenital curved little finger accidentally hits "retweet." https://t.co/QsIhCErKyO — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Just from the photo, Bela, I can tell your B string is flat. https://t.co/4xRPEzzFVZ — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I'm hoping I win! https://t.co/GXr3SiARee — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

So I'm supposed to adjust my schedule to "stay in sync with the earth's rotation." No thanks. http://t.co/VHjM5pr1Oi… — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I get so tired of being all grammatical. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

What to do. I have no plans for the leap second this year. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Is that the Beatles? https://t.co/xImsuDRZz3 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

"Could I really hop here?" https://t.co/NAEPyLvL3e — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Kangaroo mulling buying property. https://t.co/cmibSkexbN — PolitiTweet.org