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Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
As a person of gender, I am offended. "@JohnCleese: I find my tweets tonight are inhibited by my fear of giving offence to people of gender" — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Uh oh. Amazon drone just repossessed my blood pressure cuff. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
117/63. You're asking, "Why does Steve have a blood pressure cuff?" Answer: Amazon. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Tragedy. https://t.co/6yf0mKpvM9 — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Current blood pressure: 115/58. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I'm a stylist. https://t.co/XmOmmRTeOD — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I prefer to be corrected. And everyone should. At least for the record. https://t.co/dPMm16pcpi — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
That's what I prefer. https://t.co/t0j66JUa6o — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Glenn once asked me "what do you think of the name 'Eagles?'" I said "The Eagles. Great." He said "no, Eagles." The group is "Eagles." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Thank you. https://t.co/MN9dOGSTtG — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
MT: Shocker. My friend from the early days, and important member of Eagles, has died. We loved you, Glenn Frey. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Here's our wonderful star, Carmen Cusack, recording our act II opener for @BrightStarBway https://t.co/mKgzIsUXBN — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
No more kids in the cast. So sad that they need "nurturing" and "education." https://t.co/HsWdHWFTgT — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Producer called, said to qualify you must have IQ above "dim bulbus." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Please check the website. I don't know all the by-laws. https://t.co/gNlF03VXUt — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
If you are overqualified, you may bring a guest. https://t.co/xBH02dgYG1 https://t.co/NFZ356BUbd — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
You are qualified. https://t.co/D8TdebK0XJ — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
If you are unqualified, you must remain unqualified until you qualify. https://t.co/HsUXKWbJ97 — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
In order to qualify, you must first qualify. — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
If it were reversed, yes. https://t.co/HtsxVVXvkd — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
You are qualified. https://t.co/1yxCMoEdXb — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
You qualify for an impaired view seat. https://t.co/gOld47rxMD — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Simply put, "money" does not make you qualified. https://t.co/MIzdm4WDTc — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I'm sorry. You do not qualify. https://t.co/qur0o90NnI — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
You can get tickets here for our musical Bright Star, opening on Broadway soon. If you qualify. https://t.co/xBH02dgYG1 — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
Our photos were taken in the 70s. https://t.co/VRRGrI7hDR — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I never bragged about this Hold 'em hand I got several years ago at a charity poker tourny. Still lost the tourny. https://t.co/v5jK8a6L0E — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
A limited view is the best way to see our show. https://t.co/66GlhOE3hI — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
I asked Bowie once about his hiring of Cherry Vanilla to be his publicist. "She makes up stories about me and I say they're true." — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo
If I had worn a dress it would be so symmetrical. https://t.co/t820uhGcgY — PolitiTweet.org
