Steve Martin

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Please don't tell me who won (watching on tape). — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

7-9 is in there somewhere. https://t.co/NDSFuGrwzX — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

It's one's viewpoint of the score that matters. 24-10 can also be viewed as 7-9. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The score indicates Denver is winning, but there are so many other things to consider. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

How dare they do a commercial without an animated inanimate object. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

There's going to be commercials? — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The coin flip always makes me cry. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I don't think it's right when they call linemen "offensive." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Fire. The wheel. The light bulb. The airplane, and Find my iPhone. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Here's a link to a display of my banjo life at the American Banjo Museum. https://t.co/32sICJk3p5 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Carl, my works were released posthumously years ago. https://t.co/vA9NbH7ixU — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

The internal dynamic of the negative space seems very disturbing in light the critical dialogue of the 90s. https://t.co/Ju8iYcSia9 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

This photo of "Time Standing Still" conjoined with the solitary "alarm," resonates with existential angst. https://t.co/7mRi5jrkCD — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

More laudatory recognition coming in. https://t.co/oGWAnWGeS3 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Wonderful and thoughtful commentary on my exciting adventure in photography. https://t.co/pPQiCo87Mk — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Still waiting for the photography award. Trying again: https://t.co/cHOtzzxrmz — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Beautiful New York day! I'm sure to win a photography award! https://t.co/aO10BP0fNY — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Here's a lovely interview with our record producer, the great Peter Asher. https://t.co/iqXjcGuk8i — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I can't believe they spelled "Court" wrong. https://t.co/TJ1KuIbdbn — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

"Detective, yesterday I went around town distributing my dog's hairs in the back seat of all the cars." #HandyAlibis — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

"I'm sorry officer, but my cell phone does not 'ping' off local towers." #handyAlibis — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

My care was broken down and my Uber App malfunctioned. https://t.co/WqZPT6Flm3 — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

"Well, that cigarette butt is very interesting, but I *AAAHEW* don't smoke." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

"I was at my doctor's at 10:12am, so there's no way I could have driven there in 14 minutes and gotten my blood taken at 10:45." — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

"I accidentally burned off my fingerprints with lye, officer. So nutty." https://t.co/u08XGUzg9J — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

"Unfortunately, my DNA changes daily." Alibi, just in case. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

"Officer, I was home watching the Super Bowl. Here's the receipt for the chips." It's always good to have a few alibis handy. — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

If you're talking about me, I don't have no masters degree in philosophy. https://t.co/yrwyILPZ9I — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

I worked with this gentleman, Don Galvan, in 1964 at Knotts Berry Farm. At that time he played banjo.https://t.co/39sTAuiPyI — PolitiTweet.org

Steve Martin @SteveMartinToGo

Pathetic. But you qualify. https://t.co/R8v53ib0EL — PolitiTweet.org